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Kyrimout Mountains
by: YainiFett
date posted: May 02, 2008 6:00 AM  | 
updated: May 02, 2008 6:12 AM
How to write a Star Wars blog?
Ever started a blog but couldnt think about the rest of it? I had the same problem until I made this...

How to write a Star Wars blog

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lit place.
2. Check your email.
3. Read over your ideas carefully to make certain what you're going to do.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
5. Check your email.
6. Look at other blogs and chat with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't read the blog read it to them to gain inspiration and to help you concentrate.
7. When you get back to your computer sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lit place.
8. Read over the blog title you chose again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your email.
10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in a) the monitor reflection or b) a compact mirror.
12. Listen to one album of your favorite album and that's it, seriously, as soon as it's over you are going to start that blog.
13. Listen to the other album.
14. Check your email.
15. Rearrange all of your songs on your iPod into alphabetical order.
16. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lit place .
17. Read over the title again; roll the words across your tongue; savor their special flavor.
18. Check your email.
19. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.
20. Catch the last hour of "Soul Brother of Kung Fu" on Channel 26.
21. Check your email.
22. Look at your tongue in the ) the monitor reflection or b) a compact mirror.
23. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
24. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trenchcoated strangers lurking in the hall.
25. Check your email.
26. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place.
27. Read over the title one more time, just for the heck of it.
28. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the kids run around the playground.
29. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
30. Check your email.
31. Leap up and write the paper.
32. Type the paper, and while you're at it, check your email.
33. Complain to some sympathetic friends that you didn't get any sleep last night because you had to write that darn blog.

Maybe this will help you... but probably not!

Re'turcye mhi! and MTFBWY


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Corterville
Yoda's House of Pancakes
date Posted: May 02, 2008 8:41 AM
Ironically, this is how I write my novel!
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: May 02, 2008 11:41 AM
17. Read over the title again; roll the words across your tongue; savor their special flavor.

You forgot to lick the screen and taste them.

24. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trenchcoated strangers lurking in the hall.

:^O This reminds me of an universal truth..."In every bottle of root beer, there lurks a root."

33. Complain to some sympathetic friends that you didn't get any sleep last night because you had to write that darn blog.

*starts to moan about lack of sleep due to blogs*

Funny list! You should really read the essay "How to Get Things Done" by Robert Benchly. I wouldn't know where you would find it at though. It's in my Literature school book.
kyle228
Truly Wonderful, the Mind of a Child Is...
date Posted: May 02, 2008 12:50 PM
You're so right... but for me it's more just motivating myself to even get to the computer. I have all these thoughts rolling around in my head during school, choir/band/yearbook/piano practice, then during homework time, and by the time all that's done I just want to lie on the couch and watch TV... I hardly ever get on here!

Nice blog!
Irwin03
CDS: The Art Side of the Force
date Posted: May 02, 2008 12:59 PM
:^O I love it! That's so me!
Check your email. hmmm...Do I detect slight e-mail related paranoia?
24. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trenchcoated strangers lurking in the hall. :^O What the Heck?! :^O
29. Lie face down on the floor and moan. My favorite pasttime.
slow
Slow's Rebel Ramblings
date Posted: May 02, 2008 2:35 PM
ARRGGG! If only I had this information while I sweated over a blog every day last year.

Very funny stuff!
YainiFett
Kyrimout Mountains
date Posted: May 06, 2008 12:23 AM
Thanks guys! Checking your email is another way of seeing if you have comments on your blogs but if I AM paranoid am I paranoid if everyone really is out to get me? Answer that one!
Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: May 08, 2008 9:43 AM
:^O :^O :^O

Hilarious, Yaini!
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