Alright, here goes my PITIFUL attempt at humor; well, I myself thought it was kind of funny, but maybe you won't, haha. Anyway, I will apologize before hand to anyone who has never seen Moulin Rouge because they will not get this at all.

Ever wonder what it would be like if Obi-Wan went for Padme instead of Anakin going for her? Ever wondered how those two would have fallen in love? Ever wondered what SW would have been like if it had been a musical? Well, your questions are about to be answered...


(Look at this picture first!)
I did make some modifications...hehe.


Obi-Wan: "Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!" (speaking)

Padme: "Please don't start that again." (speaking)

Obi-Wan: "All you need is love." (singing)

Padme: "But you are a Jedi!" (speaking)

Obi-Wan: "All you need is love." (singing)

Padme: "And the Council won't comply!" (speaking)

(all singing from now on)

Obi-Wan: "All you need is love!"

Padme: "Love is just a game."

Obi-Wan: "I was made for lovin' you baby, and you were made for lovin' me!"

Padme: "The only way of loving me baby, is to pay a lovely fee." (for her political campaigns of course )

Obi-Wan: "Just one night, just one night!"

Padme: "There's no way, cause you can't pay!"

Obi-Wan: "In the name of love, one night in the name of love..."

Padme: "You crazy fool...I won't give into you."

Obi-Wan: "Don't...leave me this way...I can't survive without your sweet love, oh baby, don't leave me this way!"

Padme: "You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs."

Obi-Wan: "I look around me, and I see, it isn't so."

Padme: "Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs."

Obi-Wan: "Well, what's wrong with that, I'd like to know...cause here I go again...Love lifts us up where we belong, where eagles fly, on a mountain high!"

Padme: "Love makes us act like we are fools, throw our lives away for one happy day!"

Obi-Wan: "We could be heroes, just for one day."

Padme: "You, you will be mean."

Obi-Wan: "No, I won't!" (speaking)

Padme: "And I, I'll drink all the time!"

Obi-Wan: "We should be lovers!"

Padme: "We can't do that."

Obi-Wan: "We should be lovers, and that's a fact."

Padme: "Though nothing would keep us together!"

Obi-Wan: "We could still time, just for one day."

Together: "We could be heroes, forever and ever! We could be heroes, forever and ever! We could be heroes..."

Obi-Wan: "Just because IIIIIIIIIIIII will always love you..."

Padme: "IIIIIIIII can't help loving you...how wonderful love is now you're in the world!"

Hehe, SW definitely should have been a musical!
Not many people are talented enough to wield a lightsaber AND sing...go Ewan!
Hmmm....I wonder if Natalie Portman can sing....

(For those of you who have never seen Moulin Rouge, Ewan McGregor plays Christian, the main male character, and Nicole Kidman plays Satine, the main female character. This is the song they sing as they fall in love, although I made a few modifications to account for Ewan being a Jedi this time. Lol.)

(Now before you go, you must see this picture too!)