Sorry to burden you all with more terrible poetry, but here is my latest called "Ode to Yoda." We are now studying Shakespearean sonnets in English class, so we were required to write two sonnets in the Shakespearean rhyming scheme, so I dedicated one of them to Yoda. For anyone who doesn't know what the Shakespearean rhyme scheme is, it goes in this form, with all rhyming lines represented by the same letter: ABAB CDCD EFEF GG, and it is always written in iambic pentameter, having ten syllables per line with every other syllable accented.

Ode to Yoda

You are so wise and so powerful too,
A most wonderful green Jedi Master.
Your life you have spent, without much ado,
Keeping Younglings away from disaster!
I wish more was known of your history,
For nine hundred years you have lived and learned.
Much you have done for the Galaxy;
Thus you'll receive the respect you have earned.
Your ways truly are most admirable;
You have always resisted the Dark Side.
To good you have always been so faithful;
Evil you ever have always denied.

To you I offer nothing but respect;
Your noble ways I will always protect.