One of the most infamous outrages of the A New Hope Special Edition is that Greedo shot first. Heresy! Blasphemy! But knowing that Han shot Greedo first made me wonder what else he shot first. How many creatures, people, robots, or inanimate objects did Han shoot before they could hit him? Well, my wish was granted when I found this list of the top ten non-Greedo things that Han shot first. Don't read it for the information, because they're all obvious. Read it for the jokes that are made in defense of the victims of Han's DL-44. The list even includes a hypothesis about what might've been inside the Hoth probe droid. I'll give you a hint: think cute and fuzzy.

Link: http://www.fecundity.com/pmagnus/greedo.html