I'll say one thing before posting this link. If you are easily offended by the remains of Luke's aunt and uncle, please don't click through. BUT if you want see five (or maybe six) hilarious Star Wars toys that never made it onto store shelves, I recommend you read this. Whoever came up with the first toy pictured has a sick sense of humor...

Link: http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15