These are some of the various ways I have heard you suck at BF2. Please enjoy.

-When it takes a full clip of blaster rifle to kill an enemy.
-When you try to kill the Rancor.
-When LucasArts pays you NOT to play.
-When Yoda kills you, then begins to breakdance.
-When you lose against the Gungans.
-When an Ewok has more kills than you.
-When you are "Operation Human Shield."
-When you are playing as a Jedi and your lightsaber runs out of batteries.
-When you get on a speeder bike and it automatically runs into a tree to save time.
-When you throw your lightsaber, miss the catch and get sliced in half.
-When you walk up to an enemy and they say, "The entertainment is here!!!"
-When you go invisible as a bothan spy, and he just covers his eyes.
-When you press the button to shoot, but the game says "you probably -shouldn't."
-When troopers don't kill you, Oompa Loompa's do.
-When lightsabers kill you while your in a space battle.
-When you're Vader and your helmet falls off.
-When you jump from a small ledge and you break your leg.
-When the heal droids kill you.
-When the Gonk Droids shock you and then run away.
-When Jabba laughs at you.
-When you try to shoot and a message pops up saying, "Error: This button is reserved for skilled players only".
-When your death count equals pi.
-When you fall out of a space hangar.
-When the main developer of BF2 comes to your house and says "You suck."
-When Jar-Jar comes to your house and says, "You suck".
-When R2-D2 comes to your house and says "you suck".
-When death knocks on your door and says,"Not this pansy. Forget this i quit."
-When life visits you and tells you you must be on crack because your playing bf2.
-When life and death team up to kill you.
-When you try to distract the enemy with feeble card tricks.
-When they don't laugh at your feeble card tricks.
-When you get shot still wearing your ridiculous magician costume.
-When Yoda tells you "To the Dark Side, you must go."
-When Darth Vader tells you "You will leave us, or die."

Feel free to post any you can think of. Always looking for funny stuff.