-when you try to throw a grenade at a droid but it sticks to your hand.
-when you got a grenade in your hand and you throw it at your own teammate
-when your team all gangs up on you and throws grenades at you...
-when you throw a grenade, it bounces off somethig & comes back to you & blows you up.
-when u go out to shoot a droid, but u look at the label of your gun and it says "Battery's not included" then the droid shoots u.
-when you are in a vehicle, but it's destroyed by a pistol.
-when the rancor starts put rocks on the entrance where you fall
cause he got tired of killing you.
-when you cant see cause you have the blast shield down.
-when ... you're a destroyer droid and your shield refuses to activate.
-when ... a laser gets clogged in the chamber of your gun.
-when you don't know how to activate your lightsaber.
-when you ativate it, but you chop your neck off.
-when CPU allies refuse to follow you.
-when CPU enemies refuse to shoot you.....
-when CPU allies kill you along with the enemies... that's when you know you suck.
-when you dont know what the force is.
-when you kill yourself with the force.
-when your stuck playing like 5 other star wars games (on different consoles)at the same time, and u leave to the bathroom unpaused...on every game.
-when u bring in a stick instead of a rifle and stones instead of detonaters
-when you fly into space and everyone flies back into their hangars waiting for you to leave.
-when your allies start shooting themselves.
-when Mace tells you to get off his ####### plane.
-when the enemy wins and thanks you.
-when you die playing as the empire on Hoth.
-when your allies would rather have Jake Loyd.
-when you get killed on normal.
-when you get killed on elite.
-when you see the enemy cheer you on.
-when you act like the A.I.
-when the bot runs into a tree, stops moving, and you still can't hit him.
-when you crash your starfighter into another.
-when the other guy survives.
-when you can't destroy the auto turret.
-when you can't hit transport craft.
-when your mom gets better scores.
-when your grandma gets better scores.
-when she died last year.
-when you die in a AT-AT.
-when gungans laugh at you.
-when the Imperials destroy the death star because with you on their side, all hope is lost.
-when you lose to Ewoks.
-when you lose to scout troopers.
-when Darth Vader comes from the planet Vulcan and threatens to fry your brain unless you stop playing.
-when Shatner screams "beam me up Scottie! Its horrible here!"
-when you get that joke and not the one above.
-when your comrades want you to die so they can see Spaceballs.
-when you release your lightsaber and it is caught.
-when you are shooting a wookie but you think it's a kangaskhan.
-when you get planets for free in galactic conquest so you will leave them alone.
-when you are turned into a double agent cuz you kill your teammates anyway.
-when you plant mines while capturing a command post, only to see your comrades get killed.
-when gungans try to drown you at theed.
-when Anakin's hair is longer than you've gone without dying.
-when you're reading this looking for what you've done wrong
-when after 2 years you finally figure out that you can go between the hangars on Polis Massa if you're a droid. After using a cheat you know, you unlock the Droideka and roll out on to the asteroids surface. Right before you enter the enemies hangar you unfold you droideka, activates the shield and steps forward. Your own shield deactivates when it touches the hangar shield. You are confused but decide to enter the hangar without the shield. Unknown to you, your shieldės interaction with the hangar shield has created a new and unstoppable virus. This virus spreads quickly up to the droid controller aboard the CIS capital ship. You look up and see the entire CIS fleet lose control and plummet out of orbit. With your superior droideka programming you do not shut down as the rest of the CIS army does. Instead, you, the sole survivor, are automatically made commander of the CIS forces at Polis Massa. You then use your newly unlocked codes to signal every CIS ship and outpost in the galaxy for help.
Five minutes later, the clone wars are over.