Are you tired of watching your bootleg copy of Revenge of the Sith? Are you tired of playing your Battlefront 2 Demo? Well be tired no more with the new Star Wars Virtual Reality!!!

The Star Wars Virtual Reality, or SWVR, is the solution to every fan's longing to literally be "part" of that wonderful Galaxy Far, Far Away! Train to become a Jedi Knight!!! Own a seedy night club in the underbelly of Coruscant! Or just plain pick the mushrooms off of your vaporators on your moisture farm on the outskirts of your favorite Tatooine spaceport!!!

The SWVR is a small, sleek box with USB port on the side, and a visor/headphone port on the other side. It comes in any color, from black to light pink, and can be customized with decals displaying all your favorite Star Wars characters!

How It Works: Use the "On/Off" button on the top, next to the visor/headphone jack, to power it on. Next, choose the Datacard of the system that you want to visit. Currently, we have thirty different systems for you to choose from, so you'll never have to worry about being stuck on a system for too long!! Just pop the Datacard into the Datacard holder on the top of the SWVR, and put the visor on over your eyes, and the headphones on over your ears. Next, a menu will come up, and you'll be able to choose the job that's right for you. Jobs may vary from system to system, but some of the jobs are available no matter which planet you choose; bounty hunter, smuggler, politician, and, if you succeed in your current job long enough, Jedi Knight!

Once you choose the career that's right for you, you can tell the SWVR to save your game, and it will save it for you. There is an unlimited amount of memory built into the SWVR, so don't worry about leading multiple lives at the same time! Your own life is affected by the choices that you make, so choose wisely. Once you make a choice, you must stick with it, just like in real life. However, the artificial intelligence of the the CPU controlled characters is so advanced, that they will also independently make choices on their own. Forgive your neighbor, or destroy their yard!!

When you are done, plug the USB cable provided with the SWVR into the wall to let the SWVR charge its battery. Full battery can be attained in fifteen to twenty minutes of charging. If you need to take a fifteen minute break, no fear! The SWVR comes with a built-in sleep timer, which allows you to pause your SWVR for a limit of two hours before shutting down to power-save mode. Just tap the "On/Off" button and your SWVR comes back to life! Even meet characters from the movies and Expanded Universe in your journeys:

"Hey, Luke, long time no see!"-You

"Yeah, umm, who are you again?"-Luke

"Remember? I'm that one guy you saw that one time who was doing that one thing? Don't you remember?"-You

Any true fan of the Star Wars Universe would do just about anything to be a part of it. Even give up time from their regular life to pursue their dreams and goals in another. If that's not a fan then what is??


See below for disclaimers:

Note: It is recommended that use of the SWVR be kept to a maximum of three hours of non-stop playing time. Expected retail price at $499.99. Datacards can be purchased online at www.SWVR.com, or at any local retailer of the SWVR. Datacards sold seperately.
Created by a diehard Star Wars fanatic for diehard Star Wars fanatics. The SWVR is a production of GLGenius &Co. All rights reserved.

Caution: SWVR not edible. Contains chemicals said to be harmful by the United States Government. Do not place SWVR in water. Do not stick your fingers or toes in the Datacard slot. May be harmful to pregnant women or Trekkies. Do not use the SWVR if you have a risk of having your socks knocked-off.


Note: The SWVR is slated for release in stores never. No website containing the URL www.SWVR.com, pertaining to the SWVR, has been created. Any attempt to manufacture this product in the future will constitute a breach of the terms and conditions of your fandom. Copywright details to be discussed with qualified parties only. All United States and international copywright laws apply.