Here follows the truth about Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar.

In Episode 1, I, Eeth Koth sat on the Jedi Council. I was present at the test of Anakin Skywalker, where the young boy guessed correctly the items shown on Master Windu's viewscreen. The boy had exceptional skills, and I gave my agreement for his training along readily with Master Windu and the other ten Jedi Masters. Yoda disagreed, but when faced with the defiance of the newly-appionted Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, decided to allow the training of Skywalker, hereby condemning the Jedi Race.

In Episode 2, I am pictured facing the thousands of droids in the Geonosis Arena, unlike many who think it was Agen Kolar. He was not present at the battle, being called away to the other side of the Universe for a yearly check-up on his lightsabre by Htok Thee Productions Ltd. One exceedingly brilliant scene in the Arena is where I kick a droid over with by robes billowing. I truely show who is the Master, being pictured in several background scenes pulling off spectacularly complex attacks. I am also pictured with saber at the ready in the centre, along with the twenty remaining Jedi. I skillfully leap from the advancing droids to a gunship, and am carried to safety where I leap down and lead my three clone commando units into battle on the Plain.

In Episode 3, I join Master Windu to apprehend the Sith Lord, Darth Sidious/Chancellor Palpatine. The Zabrak featured is I, not Kolar, as many believed. Agen Kolar was unfortunately killed on his trip back from Htok Thee Productions Ltd., and the body was returned to me, as they believed I could give him a traditional Zabrakese burial. It was fairly lucky that I brought it with me to the Chancellor's Chambers, because I was swiftly able to hurl it in front of me to take the blow from the Sith Lord's saber. Many people think I died there and then, but it was just Kolar's body getting mauled and I leaping from an open window into a speeder and flying away.

I reason Agen Kolar was heard about so much was that I used his name on several occasions. Whenever I have been bringing back contraband (mainly booze) from nearby star systems, I have used the name to get past customs officials. The picture shows the first official I have been able to dupe, and many more followed in his wake.

Now you know the truth. I hope it clears up a few things.