This is nothing real profound, I haven't solved any mysteries or anything. I just want this to be a warning to everyone out there....There is a reason why SW fans and Non-SW fans shouldn't date......below is a big reason why.

6:34pm - Charlie picks me up from a friends house, (Good Evening, Wicket) because I didn't want him to know exactly where I lived. And he didn't want to meet me anywhere.
6:45pm - Went to box-office and bought tickets to The Hills Have Eyes. Saw the girl that set me up with this loser. (I felt like the Princess being brought before Vader).
7:00pm - Movie starts and I push myself as close as I can to the opposite side of the seat. I stayed in that position so long that when we leave, I have a big red imprint of the arm of the seat in my side. (I'm thinking I would rather kiss a Wookie).
8:45pm - We head to dinner at an Italian restaurant. The idiot asked if they served Chicken Fried Steak, thought the peppermill was a BASEBALL BAT, and then started talking about the food I ordered, Chicken Capone, because it had "rabbit food" in it. He also had NEVER been to a restaurant that made you pay at the table, and started talking loud about it and made me turn red in embarrassment. I started walking out fast and he started saying, "Wait sweetheart!" (Please, drop me in carbonite and hang me on the wall)!
8:50pm - Arrive at Hasting's. (If you don't know they sell music, books, movies etc) He tells me to go pick something out, or go look around. I go to the books to start looking, he keeps asking me why I read? [WTF?] So I make my way over to the cd's because he looks bored in the book section. I pick out 2 cd's the Kill Bill soundtracks. He starts asking me if I really wanted those, and why I like those movies, I said if I don't get these I want the Darth Vader Force FX lightsaber...I got the cd's. (It's almost over, I can feel it).
10:00pm - he wants to go to Wal-Mart. I don't. He asks me if I am ticklish, I yell "do not touch me, don't even try" (or I'll strangle you with the Force)!We walk aimlessly around WM for a while, I tell him that I have to go get something in the feminine hygiene aisle. He stays in electronics, I make a frantic phone call to Kayla, she isn't there. (communications are down). I go back to electronics, he asks where my stuff is, I told him they didn't have what exactly I wanted, he keeps pushing to know what it was, so I said Tampax Pearl for Extra Heavy Flow!! He then asks me if I want to help him pick out a tie. (I want to strangle MYSELF with the Force).
11:45pm - I tell him I'm tired and I am getting a headache and I need to go home, please. Explaining to him that I had been up since really early in the morning and had done a lot of stuff that afternoon. He said don't you want to ride out to my lake house with me? I said, out of screaming distance? No thank you, I just want to go home.
12:08am - I get dropped off at my friends' house. I pretend to be messing around on the carport for something. He asks me what I am going to do Sunday; I tell him that I am busy cleaning house and washing clothes. He asks if I will be done by 1pm, I told him that if I get up by noon, I might start at 1. I told him thank you, and he leaves.
12:12am - I am safely locked in my own house. Then Kayla calls me back and we talk for a while. I put in my comfort movie and fall asleep on the sofa. I am so done with blind dates...Unless they are Han Solo.

So this is my reason why I won't ever date a non-SW fan, at least then I would have had more to talk about, even when the date started going south.
Instead I had nothing.