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The Otoh Gunga Times
date posted: Sep 25, 2005 12:44 PM  |  updated: Oct 08, 2005 2:11 PM
Jar Jar Invades Theaters Everywhere!
Jaws

"E. Gadds! Wesa gonna need a bigger bongo!"

"Smile, you son of a gooberfish!"

Terminator trilogy

"Mesa will be back, okeyday."

"Yousa be talkin' to da hand!'

Pirates of the Carribean

"Yousa da worst pirate mesa ever heard of!"
"But yousa have heard of me."

"Yousa shall remember dis as da day yousa almost caught Jack Sparrow!"

Airplane

"Surely there's another way to land this thing."
"No, dere isn't.....and stop calling mesa Shirley, okeyday."

Predator

"Mesa don't have no time to bleed!"

"If it bleeds, mesa kill it!"

"Yousa one ugly mother colo claw fish!"

Lord of the Rings

"But Masta is our friend!"
"Yousa don't have no friends. Nobody likes yousa!"
"Mesa not listening....Mesa not listening!"
"Traita, liar, murderer!"
"Yousa be goin' away now and never coming back, okeyday...."
"What did yousa say?"
"YOUSA BE GOIN' AWAY NOW AND NEVER COMING BACK, OKEYDAY!.....Hesa...Hesa gone. Wesa freeeeee!"

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

"If yousa gonna' shoot, shoot, don't be talkin, okeyday!"

Back to the Future

"Yousa gonna' be goin....back to da future!"


Independence Day

"Mesa gonna' get me one a' dese!"

Planet of the Apes

"Dissin here is a mad house! A MAD HOUSE!"

"Desa finally did it. Dey blew it all up! Damn yousa! Damn yousa all to the Planet Core!"

  darkqueen3
Lord Vader... Yes Master RISE
date Posted: Sep 25, 2005 1:07 PM
I don't get it
  jarjarsmeagol
The Otoh Gunga Times
date Posted: Sep 25, 2005 1:11 PM
It's turning qoutes from famous movies into how Jar Jar would say them!
Murray1134
That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
date Posted: Sep 25, 2005 1:14 PM
Too funny!

How about..
"Luke, meesa your father!"
  darkqueen3
Lord Vader... Yes Master RISE
date Posted: Sep 25, 2005 1:20 PM
OH ok thank for the help jarjarsmeagol
  jedisith891
date Posted: Sep 25, 2005 3:36 PM
Lol.... great blog entry jarjar
  shatterpoint282
''This Party's Over ''
date Posted: Sep 25, 2005 5:47 PM
LOL , Awesome
Sompeetalay
Sompeetalay's Source Blog
date Posted: Sep 28, 2005 3:55 AM
Would these pass the Gungan language institution?
- "Wesa all butto shadows and dust Ani"
- "Mesa Binks ... Jar Jar Binks"
- "Mesa gonna make yousa an offer yousa cannot refuse, okeyday?"
- "Mesa tha Boss of the world!"
  jarjarsmeagol
The Otoh Gunga Times
date Posted: Sep 29, 2005 7:55 PM
LOL. Those are funny.
  Darth_Nova
Normality Is A Disease, And I Am The Cure
date Posted: Oct 02, 2005 3:13 PM
BRILLIANT. AB FAB, DUDE!

B-)
  jarjarsmeagol
The Otoh Gunga Times
date Posted: Oct 02, 2005 3:19 PM
What does "AB FAB" mean?
  Dark_Load
The Death Star's Laundromat
date Posted: Oct 08, 2005 5:31 PM
Mesa bein thinkin dat dis blog bein okeyday!
  princessbluelightsaber
If Luke knew the truth from the beginning?
date Posted: Oct 12, 2005 12:28 AM
Again, you have made me laugh. Thanks.
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