"Yo mama so fat, the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon."

"Yo mama so fat that they had to call in the entire 501st Legion when they discovered she'd survived the purge at the Jedi Temple."

"Yo mama so ugly Elan Sleazebaggano didn't need no Jedi Mind Trick to decide to go home and rethink his life."

"Yo mama so fat, the Jawas couldn't get her up the repulsorlift tube of the sandcrawler."

"Yo mama so ugly that when she and a Swokes Swokes were in the same room together, everybody wanted to date the Swokes Swokes."

"Yo mama so ugly that the term 'bantha poodoo' wasn't used metaphorically."

"Yo mama so ugly, Wuher said 'We don't serve your kind here.' "

"Yo mama so ugly that Dr. Evazan looked like a male supermodel next to her."

"Yo mama so fat the Kaminoans couldn't use her as a host for clones since they couldn't pierce the skin deep enough to draw blood."

"Yo mama so ugly that a T-16 skyhopper shot her when she was surrounded by whomp rats."

"Yo mama so fat only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City."

"Yo mama so fat, even the Death Star couldn't blow her up!"

"Yo mama so fat Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife."

"Yo mama so fat, she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke."

"Yo mama so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star's reactor core, she could have blown the entire Imperial fleet up!"

"Yo mama so fat, Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her."

"Yo mama so fat, not even the Chosen One can balance the Force out with her existence."

"Yo mama so slim that after practice on her in Beggars Canyon, Luke didn't even have to use the Force to get the proton torpedoes down the Death Star's exhaust port."

"Yo mama so ugly, she was probably a Shi'ido Clawdite who stayed in her regular form all the time."

"Yo mama so sick, General Grievous looked like all he needed was a pacemaker next to her."

"Yo mama so fat that her lack of balance caused her to stumble into an Utapau sinkhole."

"Yo mama so fat she crushed poor Boga as soon as she mounted her."

"Yo mama so huge she could swat a can-cell like it was a fly!"

"Yo mama so flatulent that she made the Mustafarians have to wear those masks!"

"Yo mama so slim Sy Snootle's mouth was more lengthy than her entire body!"

"Yo mama so fat that Jabba the Hutt yelling Boska! didn't accomplish anything!"

"Yo mama so ugly that Quinlan Vos moved his troops to Boz Pity due to her arrival on Saluecami."

"Yo mama so poor in speech, that the pylat bird on the Droid Control Ship's dream of imitating others like a parrot came to a tragic hault."

"Yo mama so hairy, the Empire enslaved her on Kashyyyk."

"Yo mama so ugly that she was really why everything was so quiet on Felucia as Aayla Secura asked before being killed by Commander Bly."