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The Otoh Gunga Times
date posted: Oct 11, 2005 7:11 PM  |  updated: Oct 16, 2005 6:08 PM
Yoda Invades Movie Theaters Everywhere!
Die Hard

"Yipeekiyay, mother #######, mhmhmhmhm....."

"The same poodoo, happening to the same guy twice it seems. Meditate on this, I will."

Kindergarten Cop

"A tumor, it is not. Much to learn, you still have."

"Back to the carpet, bring your toys....good....good....working it is, mmmm?"

Apocalypse Now

"Go to Cambodia, I will. Love the smell of napalm in the morning, I do."

Terminator

"Patience, young ones. Back, I will be."

"A vacation, I need, mmmmm?"

"To the hand, you must talk."

Lord of the Rings

"Victory, you say? King Theoden.....far from victory, we are. A shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Over is the Battle of Helms Deep. Begun, the Battle for Middle Earth has."

Jaws

"A bigger boat, we shall require if wish to complete this mission, we do."

Pirates of the Carribean

"The worst pirate I've ever heard of, you are."
"Ah, but heard of me you have, mmm?"

Harry Potter

"A wizard, Harry, you are."
"Not even in the wizard world, a good thing to hear voices in your head it is not."

Jurassic Park

"To Jurassic Park, welcome you I do."
"In here, what have they? King Kong, mmm? Mhmhmhmhm......"
"No better than the people who made this place, you are."

Planet of the Apes

"A MAD HOUSE, it is. A MAD HOUSE!"
"Finally did it, they have. Blown it all up, you have! Damn you! All to hell, damn you!"