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The Otoh Gunga Times
date posted: Oct 11, 2005 7:11 PM  |  updated: Oct 16, 2005 6:08 PM
Yoda Invades Movie Theaters Everywhere!
Die Hard

"Yipeekiyay, mother #######, mhmhmhmhm....."

"The same poodoo, happening to the same guy twice it seems. Meditate on this, I will."

Kindergarten Cop

"A tumor, it is not. Much to learn, you still have."

"Back to the carpet, bring your toys....good....good....working it is, mmmm?"

Apocalypse Now

"Go to Cambodia, I will. Love the smell of napalm in the morning, I do."

Terminator

"Patience, young ones. Back, I will be."

"A vacation, I need, mmmmm?"

"To the hand, you must talk."

Lord of the Rings

"Victory, you say? King Theoden.....far from victory, we are. A shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Over is the Battle of Helms Deep. Begun, the Battle for Middle Earth has."

Jaws

"A bigger boat, we shall require if wish to complete this mission, we do."

Pirates of the Carribean

"The worst pirate I've ever heard of, you are."
"Ah, but heard of me you have, mmm?"

Harry Potter

"A wizard, Harry, you are."
"Not even in the wizard world, a good thing to hear voices in your head it is not."

Jurassic Park

"To Jurassic Park, welcome you I do."
"In here, what have they? King Kong, mmm? Mhmhmhmhm......"
"No better than the people who made this place, you are."

Planet of the Apes

"A MAD HOUSE, it is. A MAD HOUSE!"
"Finally did it, they have. Blown it all up, you have! Damn you! All to hell, damn you!"

  Rive Caedo
Rive's Uncharted Settlements
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 7:27 PM
I can't imagine Yoda saying "Damn you! All to hell, damn you!" Lol
  shatterpoint282
''This Party's Over ''
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 7:45 PM
LOL , so funny . :D
  independentjac
"How long can any man fight the darkness, before he finds it in himselft?"
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 7:55 PM
that provided me with ten seconds of small enjoyment... thanks!
  Master_Kenobi17
Takin Over For Talon
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 8:00 PM
that provided me with ten seconds of small enjoyment... thanks!

That's what life's all about.
littleluke59
Wormie's Corner
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 8:04 PM
Interesting.... very funny:^O
  mattdoc7
"He big in nothing important in good elephant"
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 8:08 PM
Awesome. Well done.
  Codystarwars
A Dark Assassins Holocron
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 8:14 PM
COOL
  jediknight2210
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 9:05 PM
"To the hand, you must talk."

It goes perfect with the picture!
  princessbluelightsaber
If Luke knew the truth from the beginning?
date Posted: Oct 12, 2005 12:11 AM
That was hilarious. Thanks!
  d.babcock
date Posted: Oct 12, 2005 6:08 AM
Funny that was. Many more blogs in your future do I see. Impressive your humor is.
  Frode Skywalker8
date Posted: Oct 12, 2005 8:24 AM
LOL that was very good :^O
  PrincessJessieSkywalker
The Tatooine Dream
date Posted: Oct 12, 2005 9:00 AM
Cute, that was. Keep these blogs coming, you should. :D
  shatterpoint282
''This Party's Over ''
date Posted: Oct 12, 2005 9:20 AM
I love , "To the hand, you must talk." , I copied and pasted that into my profile on AIM , lol .
  Master_Kenobi17
Takin Over For Talon
date Posted: Oct 12, 2005 11:39 AM
I can't imagine Yoda saying "Damn you! All to hell, damn you!" Lol

That one made me crack up!
  StarWarsChick6
"You can't stop the change, anymore than you can stop the suns from setting."
date Posted: Nov 17, 2005 3:31 PM
lol hey this was a great blog
  Jedi Assassin 62
The Assassin's Lounge
date Posted: Dec 10, 2005 9:46 PM
Lol. Those were funny.
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