Some of you guys may recollect my extremely well-received Star Wars Yo Mama Jokes Blog. Well, now I'm switching things up a bit. Instead of applying Star Wars to Yo Mama, I'm applying Yo Mama to Star Wars in a similar way to the "pants threads" found on the message boards. I will replace words in qoutes with "yo mama," "my mama," "that mama," or just plain "mama." Hopefully, this will have hilarious results like my previous blog. Let the Yo Mama Qoutes Begin!

"That's strange...yo mama doesn't look so bad from out here." ~ C-3P0

"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! I've outrun Imperial mamas, not the local bulk mamas, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellians mamas now!" ~ Han Solo

"Do not be so proud of the technological terror you have constructed! The power to destroy yo mama is insignificant next to the power of the Force!" ~ Darth Vader

"I am afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when yo mama arrives....." ~ Emperor Palpatine

"What an incredible mama you've discovered!" ~ Han Solo

"You were right. Tell yo mama you were right...." ~ Anakin Skywalker

"Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan....not victory. A shroud of yo mama has fallen....begun the Clone War has." ~ Yoda

"Dissin better here den in yo mama.....E. Gadds! What is mesa thinking?!"~ Jar Jar Binks

"Luke isn't meant to be yo mama. There's too much of his father in him." ~ Beru Lars

"In your anger, it seems you killed yo mama." ~ Emperor Palpatine

"The Republic shall be reorganized into the first Mama Empire!" ~ Emperor Palpatine

"Are you threatening me, Mama Jedi?" ~ Darth Sidious

"You are under arrest, my mama!" ~ Mace Windu

"When you left me, I was but the daughter. Now I am the mama!" ~ Darth Vader
"Only the mama of evil, Darth!" ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Fool! I was trained by Count Dooku in your mama arts!" ~ General Grievous

"Your swords, please. We don't want to make a mess in front of yo mama!" ~ Count Dooku

"Oh, I have a bad feeling about yo mama!" ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I find yo mama's lack of faith....disturbing." ~ Darth Vader

"Yo mama will be with you....always." ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Look at the size of that mama!" ~ Wedge Antilles

"Only mamas deal in absolutes." ~ Obi-Wan Kenobi

"The Dark Side is a pathway to many mamas....some considered to be unnatural...." ~ Supreme Chancellor Palpatine

"Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth...Mama." ~ Darth Sidious

"I have waited a long time for this, my little green mama!" ~ Darth Sidious

"I just hope the old man put that mama out of comission." ~ Han Solo

"Aren't you a little short for a mama?" ~ Leia Organa

"My wife and I have always spoken of adopting a mama....she will be loved with us." ~ Bail Organa

"But I was going over to Tosche Station to pick up some mama converters!" ~ Luke Skywalker

"And may yo mama be with you!" ~ General Jan Dodonna