The Otoh Gunga Times

Star Wars Yo Mama Lines!

jarjarsmeagol — Jan 08, 2006 10:19 AM

Some of you guys may recollect my extremely well-received Star Wars Yo Mama Jokes Blog. Well, now I'm switching things up a bit. Instead of applying Star Wars to Yo Mama, I'm applying Yo Mama to Star

Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Fullness-worthy Box Office

jarjarsmeagol — Dec 10, 2005 08:47 PM

I got around to seeing Narnia today and it surpassed all of my expectations. It was absolutely brilliant! So much so that it's hard to believe that the same person who brought us Shrek gave us this. The acting, the CGI, the sound effects, and the

"Republic's" First Step Into the Dark Times, Into the Empire......

jarjarsmeagol — Oct 19, 2005 05:48 PM

My review of "Republic's" first story during the Empire: Republic #78.....if that makes any sense.

Yoda Invades Movie Theaters Everywhere!

jarjarsmeagol — Oct 11, 2005 07:11 PM

"Famous, I am, mmmm?"

Yo Mama Jokes For A Less Civilized Age.....

jarjarsmeagol — Oct 11, 2005 12:25 PM

Star Wars yo mama jokes!
EDIT: Now with more than there were several hours ago!

The Traitorous Spawn of Jango Fett

jarjarsmeagol — Oct 08, 2005 02:10 PM

A complete and detailed list of clones in ROTS and beyond. In addition to the names, it includes tons of information on each clone.

Jar Jar Invades Theaters Everywhere!

jarjarsmeagol — Sep 25, 2005 12:44 PM

From the looks of it, it would seem The Phantom Menace jump-started Jar Jar Binks' career!

"When Annie Met Padme"

jarjarsmeagol — Sep 19, 2005 05:54 PM

I've seen a lot of blogs about the effects of Anakin's love for Padme on him but I've never seen a blog entry about the effects of their love on Padme and exactly how she changed throughout the prequel trilogy. I am here to deliver such a blog entry:

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise Part 2

jarjarsmeagol — Sep 18, 2005 01:54 PM

Where we last left off, I was talking about how Plagueis may have developed his power for the sole purpose of turning the Chosen One, Anakin, to the Dark Side.

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise Part 1

jarjarsmeagol — Sep 18, 2005 09:29 AM

This is a topic that I and many others have pondered about. I've done some research on Darth Plagueis (and don't you oblivious SS followers tell me Sidious's master was Darth Imperius!) and I think I may be able to draw some conclusions about and shed

The Greatest Video Game Villains Of All Time!

jarjarsmeagol — Sep 03, 2005 10:46 PM

I've decided to do an off-topic entry. This one's about some of the best game baddies ever, the guy who you get a great satisfaction in killing (or playing as) and who steals your girlfriend and tortures her (or in the case of a certain legendary bad-###,

The Greatest Completely Insignificant Star Wars Characters Of All Time!

jarjarsmeagol — Sep 03, 2005 10:03 PM

Yes, we all know Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mace Windu, Han Solo.....but what about the other characters who we know nearly absolutely nothing about but have touched our hearts in many ways? What about the alien in the background who has the simple name of "Aqualish

"Look, That Cloud Looks Like Darth Sidious....Actually, It Doesn't Really Look Like Anything....."

jarjarsmeagol — Aug 25, 2005 06:52 PM

In this entry, I wanted to touch upon "Dark Side clouds." I had an idea about them that may change the way you look at these clouds, not necessarily the ones in the sky though.

The Tradegy of General Grievous the....Well, Actually He's Not A Sith Lord

jarjarsmeagol — Aug 16, 2005 11:03 PM

Since my analysis of Count Dooku seems to have been met with success, I thought I'd do an analysis of another Star Wars Villain. This time, I will take a look at the last of George Lucas's "ingeniusly" named characters (how sad), General Grievous. And

The Ironic Tragedy of Darth Tyranus?

jarjarsmeagol — Aug 16, 2005 12:59 PM

I just thought about making this entry because I wanted to analyze Count Dooku to show that perhaps he is more interesting than many would think. I know some people, not any of us true Star Wars fans, that think Dooku is one of the worst characters. But

My Top Ten EU Moments

jarjarsmeagol — Jul 27, 2005 10:00 PM

I don't have enough EU stuff read so I can only come up with around ten moments, most of which are in the prequel era.

KOTOR vs. KOTOR 2: One Will Win and One Will Lose. Either Way...Well, We Win.

jarjarsmeagol — Jul 24, 2005 11:47 PM

This is my comparison between KOTOR and KOTOR 2 to decide which one, in my opinion, is the best KOTOR game. Will the epic battles and ingenius characters give the first installment the victory? Or will the dark, gritty tale and the ability to influence

The Return of the Holonet

jarjarsmeagol — Jul 09, 2005 09:52 PM

For those of you who don't know (which I'm thinking is many of you), there is news on the spacelane, specifically from clonewarz.com, of the return of Holonet News to Star Wars Insider. Hopefully, the new issues will provide insight on the events of the