Right now, the brilliant minds at Lucasfilm are hard at work figuring out just how they're going to entertain 20,000 or so SW fans for five days. Sure, CIV will have the usual things previous Celebrations have had: autographs, celebrity chat sessions, costume contests, loads of souvenirs to buy, and a big exhibit hall full of even more things to buy. But they want our suggestions too. So here are some of my, er, unconventional (ha!) ideas:

World's Largest Chicken Dance--The chicken dance has nothing to do with SW, but just think of the publicity the con would attract if 20,000+ people--especially people in stormtrooper gear and other costumes--gathered to wiggle around in formation. Bonus points if it sets a new world record!

Dunk-A-Basher--Ever wanted revenge against some stupid movie critic, an evil troll, or the editors of Entertainment Weakly? Here's your chance! Trick the worst of Darth Media and Darth Fanboy to come to the con and force them to sit in one of those dunking machines. Fans can then let them know their bashing is all wet with three throws for a dollar.

Ladies' Night with Chippendales!--It's not fair fanboys get to ogle the girls dressed in slave Leia costumes. Why not make the fangirls happy by having the guys of Chippendales dress up as our favorite SW hunks and put on a show? (God help the dudes dressed as Anakin, Obi-Wan, Luke, or Han.)

Win George's Money--Try and beat the Maker himself in a game of SW trivia! (Note: Pablo Hidalgo and Alex Newborn are barred from playing.)

Make Your Own Toy--SW fans can design and create the toy of their dreams! (Note: Blow-up dolls are prohibited.)

Who Wants To Be A Jedi?--Fans can take on Hollywood stuntmen, wild animals, kung fu and krav maga experts, ninjas, Marines, Navy SEALs, etc. in epic lightsaber battles over bottomless pits. Not responsible for any dismemberments.

eBay At The Con--Why wait until you get home to buy autographs and exclusives snatched up by scalpers? Put in your bids and pay too much while you're still at Celebration.

The Skywalker Wine Bar--Drop by a classy Napa Valley style cantina stocked with Skywalker Ranch wine for a drink. Or two. Or three. Or six.

Hannity & Colmes: Live From Celebration IV--Pundits duke it out over such SW controversies as Did Padme Really Die Of A Broken Heart, How Was Leia Able To Remember Her Mother, and Who Shot First: Han Or Greedo.

La Musee De SW--See rare items such as the tape used to hold down Carrie's boobage during ANH, stuff stolen off the set by cast and crew of all six films, props thrown during diva hissy fits, cigarette butts disposed of by your favorite actors, and a gallery of conceptual artwork that Lucas stamped "Sucks."

The Ironman Line-A-Thon--Fans compete to see who's literally left standing in some line or other at the end of the con.