On this my 100th blog entry I'll take a few moments of your precious fandom time to enumerate the many ways blogging on StarWars.com is good for you.*


1) Blogging on StarWars.com is clinically proven to cure scurvy.

2) Blogging on StarWars.com connects you with other fans.

3) Blogging on StarWars.com gives you a place to pose your totally whacked out theories.

4) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you roughly 1 to 3 inches taller.

5) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches you how to type really difficult names like Wuioe Opca without looking.

6) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to be a standup comic.

7) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to be a sitdown comic.

8) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to fail horribly in comedy, saving you further embarrassment on a more public stage.

9) Blogging on StarWars.com is free with a Hyperspace membership.

10) Blogging on StarWars.com is free of fluorocarbons.

11) Blogging on StarWars.com is full of 8 essential vitamins as part of this complete breakfast.

12) Blogging on StarWars.com lets you interact with Lucasfilm VIP's and other famous folks.

13) Blogging on StarWars.com is open to all sentient lifeforms.

14) Blogging on StarWars.com can be done on Earth or on any colony in the solar system with an adequate Internet connection.

15) Blogging on StarWars.com once saved your life by pulling you out of a foxhole in Lin-Dang Pong.

16) Blogging on StarWars.com gives you news, spoilers and even unofficial rumors about upcoming LFL releases such as games, books and movies.

17) Blogging on StarWars.com folds easily away to fit under your bed or in a closet.

18) Blogging on StarWars.com keeps kids off the streets.

19) Blogging on StarWars.com can be used for credit toward a Bachelor's degree in certain universities.

20) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to find out about the collections of other fans.

21) Blogging on StarWars.com comes in a variety of pastel colors.

22) Blogging on StarWars.com is dolphin-friendly.

23) Blogging on StarWars.com is moderated for your enjoyment.

24) Blogging on StarWars.com is moderated for your entertainment at the expense of other people.

25) Blogging on StarWars.com is made of 32 dishwasher safe components.

26) Blogging on StarWars.com is a bear-free zone, which increases the likelihood of Stephen Colbert's active participation.

27) Blogging on StarWars.com is recyclable.

28) Blogging on StarWars.com can make you think about Star Wars from a different viewpoint.

29) Blogging on StarWars.com discourages wardrobe malfunctions.

30) Blogging on StarWars.com is used by the Pope as an ecumenical forum.

31) Blogging on StarWars.com has signed the international nuclear non-proliferation treaties.

32) Blogging on StarWars.com is comprised of good, honest Conservatives who hate those pinko Liberals.

33) Blogging on StarWars.com is comprised of forward-thinking, progressive Liberals who hate those fascist Conservatives.

34) Blogging on StarWars.com tells you about interesting fandom organizations like the 501st Legion.

35) Blogging on StarWars.com is low in trans fats.

36) Blogging on StarWars.com will show you something about Star Wars you didn't already know.

37) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches children to count to 36.

38) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches children to count to 37.

39) Blogging on StarWars.com never repeats itself.

40) Blogging on StarWars.com has a library of interesting images from fandom and films to accompany your blog entries.

41) Blogging on StarWars.com has a moose.

42) Blogging on StarWars.com is so tough it killed a man once just for snoring.

43) Blogging on StarWars.com is not afraid of Chuck Norris.

44) Blogging on StarWars.com is worshipped as a god in some primitive cultures.

45) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you completely irresistible to the opposite sex.

46) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you completely irresistible to the same sex.

47) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you completely irresistible to asexual organisms.

48) Blogging on StarWars.com is available in a cool Menthol flavor.

49) Blogging on StarWars.com will surprise you every day.

50) Blogging on StarWars.com is read by George Lucas so that he can decide which fans are fed to the Rancor.

51) Blogging on StarWars.com has so far not lead to the horrific ingestion of any fans.

52) Blogging on StarWars.com has a great selection of regular bloggers that will make you laugh, or think, or argue, or feel great about being a fan.

53) Blogging on StarWars.com will never laugh at you. Even if you are currently wearing some sort of helmet.

54) Blogging on StarWars.com provides a meeting place for aspiring Sith.

55) Blogging on StarWars.com provides a convenient place for Jedi to find Sith.

56) Blogging on StarWars.com is fluent in over 6 billion forms of communication.

57) Blogging on StarWars.com will finally allow you to show that overbearing older sibling that you're just as good, gosh darn it, and you're not adopted so stop saying that.

58) Blogging on StarWars.com is frequented by cool Lucas Online and LFL staffers like bonniegrrl and Pabawan.

59) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches you the latest street slang, yo.

60) Blogging on StarWars.com is just the thing you need to catapult your supermodel career into overdrive.

61) Blogging on StarWars.com respects everyone, even those that tolerate Paris Hilton and/or actually listen to associated wretched atonal crooning of unoriginal poptart hellspawn.

62) Blogging on StarWars.com is your friend.

63) Blogging on StarWars.com can also be your mortal enemy if you're in need of one.

64) Blogging on StarWars.com has been endorsed by the International Star Wars Blogging Society of People that Blog about Star Wars on StarWars.com. (aka the ISWBOSPTBASWOSWC)

65) Blogging on StarWars.com makes your hair pretty.

66) Blogging on StarWars.com will finally get you that pony you've been asking for.

67) Blogging on StarWars.com looks good with plaids or stripes.

68) Blogging on StarWars.com is protected by powerful wizards and mages.

69) Blogging on StarWars.com humors geeks.

70) Blogging on StarWars.com will never make fun of you to your face.

71) Blogging on StarWars.com can teach you valuable writing and communications skills.

72) Blogging on StarWars.com does not smell so funny as other things that do.

73) Blogging on StarWars.com is home of the Bossk Haiku festival.

74) Blogging on StarWars.com understands you, even if you don't.

75) Blogging on StarWars.com can be worn as a belt.

76) Blogging on StarWars.com is that friend that your parents like but is secretly cool and gets you into lots of trouble.

77) Blogging on StarWars.com will save you when the robots attack.

78) Blogging on StarWars.com keeps your colors bright and your fabrics touchably soft.

79) Blogging on StarWars.com is for real men.

80) Blogging on StarWars.com is for real women.

81) Blogging on StarWars.com is for everyone else.

82) Blogging on StarWars.com will help you sit at the popular table at lunchtime.

83) Blogging on StarWars.com is full of valuable coupons for skin care products.

84) Blogging on StarWars.com tells you the latest in upcoming fan events and activities.

85) Blogging on StarWars.com is a great place to waste at least 30 minutes a day.

86) Blogging on StarWars.com has great plans for upgrades and new features.

87) Blogging on StarWars.com gives you a place to collect your thoughts about Star Wars and other things important to you.

88) Blogging on StarWars.com understands why you dress up your dog.

89) Blogging on StarWars.com is less filling, but tastes great.

90) Blogging on StarWars.com is an integral part of your plans to become overlord of the known universe.

91) Blogging on StarWars.com is yummy on an English muffin.

92) Blogging on StarWars.com is proven to grow new neural pathways.

93) Blogging on StarWars.com is way cooler than blogging on StarTrek.com.

94) Blogging on StarWars.com does not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, gender, or species. Unless you're a jerk.

95) Blogging on StarWars.com is you.

96) Blogging on StarWars.com is me.

97) Blogging on StarWars.com is that guy over there.

98) Blogging on StarWars.com is that nice lady, too.

99) Blogging on StarWars.com is one of the best things to happen to Star Wars fandom.

100) Blogging on StarWars.com has more to come...


For any items above that are blatantly untrue or perhaps the product of my inimitably neurotic imagination, I offer the following disclaimer:

*Or not.

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