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Moose Poodoo

by: The Dark Moose

date posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:02 PM | updated: Jan 31, 2007 10:02 PM

100 Ways

On this my 100th blog entry I'll take a few moments of your precious fandom time to enumerate the many ways blogging on StarWars.com is good for you.*

1) Blogging on StarWars.com is clinically proven to cure scurvy.

2) Blogging on StarWars.com connects you with other fans.

3) Blogging on StarWars.com gives you a place to pose your totally whacked out theories.

4) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you roughly 1 to 3 inches taller.

5) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches you how to type really difficult names like Wuioe Opca without looking.

6) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to be a standup comic.

7) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to be a sitdown comic.

8) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to fail horribly in comedy, saving you further embarrassment on a more public stage.

9) Blogging on StarWars.com is free with a Hyperspace membership.

10) Blogging on StarWars.com is free of fluorocarbons.

11) Blogging on StarWars.com is full of 8 essential vitamins as part of this complete breakfast.

12) Blogging on StarWars.com lets you interact with Lucasfilm VIP's and other famous folks.

13) Blogging on StarWars.com is open to all sentient lifeforms.

14) Blogging on StarWars.com can be done on Earth or on any colony in the solar system with an adequate Internet connection.

15) Blogging on StarWars.com once saved your life by pulling you out of a foxhole in Lin-Dang Pong.

16) Blogging on StarWars.com gives you news, spoilers and even unofficial rumors about upcoming LFL releases such as games, books and movies.

17) Blogging on StarWars.com folds easily away to fit under your bed or in a closet.

18) Blogging on StarWars.com keeps kids off the streets.

19) Blogging on StarWars.com can be used for credit toward a Bachelor's degree in certain universities.

20) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to find out about the collections of other fans.

21) Blogging on StarWars.com comes in a variety of pastel colors.

22) Blogging on StarWars.com is dolphin-friendly.

23) Blogging on StarWars.com is moderated for your enjoyment.

24) Blogging on StarWars.com is moderated for your entertainment at the expense of other people.

25) Blogging on StarWars.com is made of 32 dishwasher safe components.

26) Blogging on StarWars.com is a bear-free zone, which increases the likelihood of Stephen Colbert's active participation.

27) Blogging on StarWars.com is recyclable.

28) Blogging on StarWars.com can make you think about Star Wars from a different viewpoint.

29) Blogging on StarWars.com discourages wardrobe malfunctions.

30) Blogging on StarWars.com is used by the Pope as an ecumenical forum.

31) Blogging on StarWars.com has signed the international nuclear non-proliferation treaties.

32) Blogging on StarWars.com is comprised of good, honest Conservatives who hate those pinko Liberals.

33) Blogging on StarWars.com is comprised of forward-thinking, progressive Liberals who hate those fascist Conservatives.

34) Blogging on StarWars.com tells you about interesting fandom organizations like the 501st Legion.

35) Blogging on StarWars.com is low in trans fats.

36) Blogging on StarWars.com will show you something about Star Wars you didn't already know.

37) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches children to count to 36.

38) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches children to count to 37.

39) Blogging on StarWars.com never repeats itself.

40) Blogging on StarWars.com has a library of interesting images from fandom and films to accompany your blog entries.

41) Blogging on StarWars.com has a moose.

42) Blogging on StarWars.com is so tough it killed a man once just for snoring.

43) Blogging on StarWars.com is not afraid of Chuck Norris.

44) Blogging on StarWars.com is worshipped as a god in some primitive cultures.

45) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you completely irresistible to the opposite sex.

46) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you completely irresistible to the same sex.

47) Blogging on StarWars.com makes you completely irresistible to asexual organisms.

48) Blogging on StarWars.com is available in a cool Menthol flavor.

49) Blogging on StarWars.com will surprise you every day.

50) Blogging on StarWars.com is read by George Lucas so that he can decide which fans are fed to the Rancor.

51) Blogging on StarWars.com has so far not lead to the horrific ingestion of any fans.

52) Blogging on StarWars.com has a great selection of regular bloggers that will make you laugh, or think, or argue, or feel great about being a fan.

53) Blogging on StarWars.com will never laugh at you. Even if you are currently wearing some sort of helmet.

54) Blogging on StarWars.com provides a meeting place for aspiring Sith.

55) Blogging on StarWars.com provides a convenient place for Jedi to find Sith.

56) Blogging on StarWars.com is fluent in over 6 billion forms of communication.

57) Blogging on StarWars.com will finally allow you to show that overbearing older sibling that you're just as good, gosh darn it, and you're not adopted so stop saying that.

58) Blogging on StarWars.com is frequented by cool Lucas Online and LFL staffers like bonniegrrl and Pabawan.

59) Blogging on StarWars.com teaches you the latest street slang, yo.

60) Blogging on StarWars.com is just the thing you need to catapult your supermodel career into overdrive.

61) Blogging on StarWars.com respects everyone, even those that tolerate Paris Hilton and/or actually listen to associated wretched atonal crooning of unoriginal poptart hellspawn.

62) Blogging on StarWars.com is your friend.

63) Blogging on StarWars.com can also be your mortal enemy if you're in need of one.

64) Blogging on StarWars.com has been endorsed by the International Star Wars Blogging Society of People that Blog about Star Wars on StarWars.com. (aka the ISWBOSPTBASWOSWC)

65) Blogging on StarWars.com makes your hair pretty.

66) Blogging on StarWars.com will finally get you that pony you've been asking for.

67) Blogging on StarWars.com looks good with plaids or stripes.

68) Blogging on StarWars.com is protected by powerful wizards and mages.

69) Blogging on StarWars.com humors geeks.

70) Blogging on StarWars.com will never make fun of you to your face.

71) Blogging on StarWars.com can teach you valuable writing and communications skills.

72) Blogging on StarWars.com does not smell so funny as other things that do.

73) Blogging on StarWars.com is home of the Bossk Haiku festival.

74) Blogging on StarWars.com understands you, even if you don't.

75) Blogging on StarWars.com can be worn as a belt.

76) Blogging on StarWars.com is that friend that your parents like but is secretly cool and gets you into lots of trouble.

77) Blogging on StarWars.com will save you when the robots attack.

78) Blogging on StarWars.com keeps your colors bright and your fabrics touchably soft.

79) Blogging on StarWars.com is for real men.

80) Blogging on StarWars.com is for real women.

81) Blogging on StarWars.com is for everyone else.

82) Blogging on StarWars.com will help you sit at the popular table at lunchtime.

83) Blogging on StarWars.com is full of valuable coupons for skin care products.

84) Blogging on StarWars.com tells you the latest in upcoming fan events and activities.

85) Blogging on StarWars.com is a great place to waste at least 30 minutes a day.

86) Blogging on StarWars.com has great plans for upgrades and new features.

87) Blogging on StarWars.com gives you a place to collect your thoughts about Star Wars and other things important to you.

88) Blogging on StarWars.com understands why you dress up your dog.

89) Blogging on StarWars.com is less filling, but tastes great.

90) Blogging on StarWars.com is an integral part of your plans to become overlord of the known universe.

91) Blogging on StarWars.com is yummy on an English muffin.

92) Blogging on StarWars.com is proven to grow new neural pathways.

93) Blogging on StarWars.com is way cooler than blogging on StarTrek.com.

94) Blogging on StarWars.com does not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, gender, or species. Unless you're a jerk.

95) Blogging on StarWars.com is you.

96) Blogging on StarWars.com is me.

97) Blogging on StarWars.com is that guy over there.

98) Blogging on StarWars.com is that nice lady, too.

99) Blogging on StarWars.com is one of the best things to happen to Star Wars fandom.

100) Blogging on StarWars.com has more to come...

For any items above that are blatantly untrue or perhaps the product of my inimitably neurotic imagination, I offer the following disclaimer:

*Or not.

Enjoy. :0) If you haven't started blogging yet, sign up for Hyperspace and share a little of your fandom with us.

Love and pineconez,
DM out

http://blogs.starwars.com/moosepoodo/100

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	jediileia There is No Death; There is the Force
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:16 PM Ha! I'm first! Well, I do believe you have a laundry fetish! I completely agree with all of them and this has inspired me to blog more. Great blog! haha.... and congrats on your 100th!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:20 PM Well, I do believe you have a laundry fetish! Usually it's food that creeps into my blogs, which is a subliminal reminder that I'm hungry. Soo...I must need to do my laundry. Hm. Go figure. :0)

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:36 PM Soo...I must need to do my laundry. Hm. Go figure. Ahhh......... The Dark Side of chores . Blogging on starwars.com is a great place to waste at least thirty minutes a day. 30 minutes?? Who counts??? vadersgirl33

	Darth Vader Meditation Chamber
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:41 PM Dark Moose, Hyperspace Marketing/Sales Representative --- 100 uh? Congrats! Tosses pineconez

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:47 PM 3) Blogging on StarWars.com gives you a place to pose your totally whacked out theories. I want you to know I don't take this personally. Happy 100, DM!

DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party

date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:58 PM

20) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to find out about the collections of other fans.

It also allows to to MILK a blog concept such as [ulr=http://blogs.starwars.com/DJMaul/93] long running Toy Room Tour Series [/url] for long periods of time, even adding VIDEO segments...

Anf for the record, yes I KNOW that was a shameless plug, but its well known what an attention whore I am...

Congrats on 100 DM!!! Live Long And Blogger!

DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party

date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:59 PM

20) Blogging on StarWars.com allows you to find out about the collections of other fans.

It also allows to to MILK a blog concept such as long running Toy Room Tour Series for long periods of time, even adding VIDEO segments...

Anf for the record, yes I KNOW that was a shameless plug, but its well known what an attention whore I am...

Congrats on 100 DM!!! Live Long And Blogger!

EDIT: Sorry for the double post, feel free to delete the one I screwed up.

	yodabud3 Star Wars is Inevitable.
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 6:03 PM Awsome! Congrats on the big 1...0...0. 90) Blogging on StarWars.com is an integral part of your plans to become overlord of the known universe. Muuwwwwahahahahaha My Army of the Sith is almost complete. Soon........heheh,very soon. 93) Blogging on StarWars.com is way cooler than blogging on StarTrek.com. StarTrek.com is just a myth.

gencrs
Technical Manuals from The GFFA

date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 6:16 PM

aka the ISWBOSPTBASWOSWC)

And, how do you pronounce THAT!!

15) Blogging on StarWars.com once saved your life by pulling you out of a foxhole in Lin-Dang Pong.

There must be a story behind that one.
94) Blogging on StarWars.com does not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, gender, or species. Unless you're a jerk.

Or a Star Trek Fan! JK!
Congrats on 100, DM.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 6:19 PM 35) Blogging on StarWars.com is low in trans fats. That's good! I am trying to fit into that little metal bikini number for C4 after all... 82) Blogging on StarWars.com will help you sit at the popular table at lunchtime. Yesssss! Finally! You don't look a blog over 80, by the way!

	solo smelly
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 6:20 PM 41) Blogging on StarWars.com has a moose. And we're all glad it does! That was an excellant blog Moose! I love it! Congrats on reaching 100 Blogs! You have done well! MTFBWY

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 7:02 PM You don't look a blog over 80, by the way! It's all the blog vitamins :0) Plus I had some blogmetic surgery done. A little nip and edit, plus I had some fake blogs implanted. Spectacular, ain't they?

	Michelle1968 M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 7:02 PM Congrats!! Wow.... 100 times SW fans enjoyed your blogs.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 7:10 PM Congrats on triple digits!

	rj_peters Memos from the Imperial Finance Department
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 7:52 PM Blogging on StarWars.com can be worn as a belt. Pants, meet starwars.com. Starwars.com, this is pants. Now keep it up.

	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 8:44 PM 15) Blogging on StarWars.com once saved your life by pulling you out of a foxhole in Lin- Dang Pong. And I was even sharing the foxhole with an atheist!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 9:58 PM Congrats!! Wow.... 100 times SW fans enjoyed your blogs. I'd say that number is more conservatively placed between 10 and 25. :0) Pants, meet starwars.com. Starwars.com, this is pants. Now keep it up. All hail the pants.

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Jan 31, 2007 11:06 PM But... but what if droids attack?

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 2:15 AM 15) This is true. I have the pineconez shrapnel to prove it.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 8:16 AM But... but what if droids attack? "We're doomed!" -- C3P0

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 9:49 AM and it lets us read great entries like this! good job, and I'm sure we can all relate to 1 or 100 of those reasons!

Jedi Arwen Skywalker

date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 11:01 AM

Blogging on StarWars.com makes you roughly 1 to 3 inches taller.
This might be true, I finally grew soon after starting to comment here, and I wasn't even blogging.

Blogging on StarWars.com is dolphin-friendly. Good. I love dolphins.

Blogging on StarWars.com can also be your mortal enemy if you're in need of one.
That's a relief, I was wondering where I could find one!

Blogging on StarWars.com is an integral part of your plans to become overlord of the known universe.

Shh! No one suspects anything yet!

	Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 11:05 AM Blogging on StarWars.com has a moose. A must for any cool site. Blogging on StarWars.com has so far not lead to the horrific ingestion of any fans. Ya had me worried for a minute there. I love this, great way to celebrate your 100th! Here's to many more!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 3:02 PM Here's to many more! Wonder if I can pump out 200...or maybe I should just go back and finish all the blogs I've left unfinished :0)

MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair

date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 4:28 PM

Happy 100th, Moose!!

When 100 blogs I reach, look as good I will not, I fear!!

91) Blogging on StarWars.com is yummy on an English muffin. Funny you should say that...once I dropped a buttered English muffin on my keyboard while blogging. Does that count?

85) Blogging on StarWars.com is a great place to waste at least 30 minutes a day. Much better than that 30 minutes of daily physical activity recommended by the Surgeon General, I say!!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 4:43 PM Funny you should say that...once I dropped a buttered English muffin on my keyboard while blogging. Does that count? Only if it lands buttered side down. Inserting it into your CD rom tray counts, too.

	Master Ki-Aaron-Mundi I was a Teenage Jedi
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 6:19 PM Blogging on StarWars.com can be used for credit toward a Bachelor's degree in certain universities. Man, I gotta re-think what schools I'm applying to... That, and apparently locate the Pope's blog, as per #30...

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 6:40 PM Man, I gotta re-think what schools I'm applying to... Dark Moose U has a comprehensive program for a Bachelor's of Unemployment if you're interested.

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Feb 03, 2007 2:25 AM 100 blog entries? But, what about this one: http://blogs.starwars.com/moosepoodo/77 Glitch in the matrix?

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 03, 2007 2:30 AM There was, at one point, 100 entries...but one was sacrificed to the Blogods. All the same, I have written 100 entries :0) so there. nyah.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Feb 03, 2007 7:49 PM Blogging on StarWars.com is open to all sentient lifeforms. And those that are not??? Happy 100, DM! MTFBWY

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Mar 04, 2007 9:49 PM Blogging on StarWars.com is open to all sentient lifeforms. Does that include meese (oh wait. Of course) and walri?

	msritajean
date Posted: Mar 08, 2007 6:58 AM Glad to know it's dishwasher safe. I was pretty worried about that.

	ThrawnRocks1
date Posted: Apr 05, 2007 12:02 PM perks up at mention of college credit Sign me up!!! Also glad to know the blogs have so many provisions for geeks, nerds, and young people.

Edhelwen Emileia

date Posted: May 13, 2007 9:08 PM

13) Blogging on StarWars.com is open to all sentient lifeforms.
Good thing there is such a thing as sentient meese, then. Or maybe there's only one, and we're lucky enough to enjoy that moose's presence.

I'd say that number is more conservatively placed between 10 and 25. :0)
That would be a very conservative estimate. My guess is at least a good half - conservatively.

Glitch in the matrix?
Moosetrix, isn't it? ;p

	artoothreepio12345
date Posted: Jun 10, 2007 6:03 PM 66) Blogging on StarWars.com will finally get you that pony you've been asking for. Sign me up!

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