I come to you now after many months of absence from the blogs to share with you a moment of Holiday joy...

Now, I could certainly milk the Santa - Jedi? entry from last year ..err..or make that...2 years ago, but no, my bloggy mon ami, I'm not going to live in the past. I'm going to live in the future. Or more aptly...the Present.

Present(s).

Because frankly, that's what it's all about. That's what the Holidays have come to represent to you and me, and every soul on Earth that gets caught up in these days of wild generous abandon, replete with all the trappings of what we loosely term as "Christmas Spirit,"

I'm talking, of course, about what you're going to get me. For Christmas.

I'm a simple moose, I want for little, I have all the comforts of home and hearth. But I do so love electronics, and I know how much you all love to give me electronics. Large, slimline electronics with plenty of buttons and dials and crossover digital frequencies and expansive displays of the LCD or Plasma variety.

I would prefer everything you purchase me this year be American made and either Dolby 5.1 and above or, of course, certified THX theater standard.

Now, I don't want to deprive those of limited budget, so I will let you in on a little secret: I only have one game console. Now, how nice would it be if you provided me with multiple platform gaming, huh? Wouldn't that put the warmth and unmitigated bliss of the season in your heart?

And fret not holiday shopper, if you too are a Star Wars fan like me, I have plenty of room in my display case for Star Wars Collectibles. Come to think of it...I have plenty of room for a display case. Oh and look! Most of the items are on sale! Oh joy, holiday shopper - we shall frolic in your generosity and perceptive perfect give selection prowess (gift register forthcoming)!

Be of good cheer this season, and remember there are only 3 days left for Moose Holiday Shopping.

Or not

Merry Moose Year and Happy Massgiving, everyone!!

DM out

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