By now, we have all hopefully seen the announcement and related tasty video hor'orderves regarding the newest Star Wars feature film coming in August, and the upcoming 30 minute animated series.

So far so good. New characters, new worlds, new plots, new ships, old pals collide in a free-for-all force bash you won't want to miss. Fun for the whole family, bring the pets, yada yada so on and so forth.

Let's just skip into the good stuff already. Let's start wildly speculating.

I would like to be among the first to float out one of those completely baseless, entirely imaginary, absolutely fabricated theories/rumors, produced lovingly from some such orifice on aforementioned woodland creature.

Ready?

This chick?

Is this chick.


Whoah whoah, dood. What's up with the questions? What are you asking me "How??" for? That's not how this game is played. I say something tacitly plausible but utterly unfounded in reason, and you're supposed to come up with some way to keep discussing it ad infinitum, hopefully brewing a nice little flamefest along the way as folks dive into a good vs. evil battle about if my theory is nonsense or not.

So stop with the "How??" nonsense.

Discuss or discuss not. There is no "How??"

or not :0)

DM out