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by: The Dark Moose

date posted: Feb 13, 2008 6:27 PM

Clone Wars Unfounded Rumor #1 - By Dark Moose

By now, we have all hopefully seen the announcement and related tasty video hor'orderves regarding the newest Star Wars feature film coming in August, and the upcoming 30 minute animated series.

So far so good. New characters, new worlds, new plots, new ships, old pals collide in a free-for-all force bash you won't want to miss. Fun for the whole family, bring the pets, yada yada so on and so forth.

Let's just skip into the good stuff already. Let's start wildly speculating.

I would like to be among the first to float out one of those completely baseless, entirely imaginary, absolutely fabricated theories/rumors, produced lovingly from some such orifice on aforementioned woodland creature.

Ready?

This chick?

Is this chick.

Whoah whoah, dood. What's up with the questions? What are you asking me "How??" for? That's not how this game is played. I say something tacitly plausible but utterly unfounded in reason, and you're supposed to come up with some way to keep discussing it ad infinitum, hopefully brewing a nice little flamefest along the way as folks dive into a good vs. evil battle about if my theory is nonsense or not.

So stop with the "How??" nonsense.

Discuss or discuss not. There is no "How??"

or not :0)

DM out

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	Pabawan Fragments from the Mind's Eye
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 6:30 PM Easily explained with two words: Sio Bibble. ph

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 6:36 PM Sio Bibble. bam. Solved. Not to mention, you work that connection into a movie with Kevin Bacon - you got yerself one hee-haw of a party game. :0) DM out

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 6:54 PM I'm sorry, I can't get beyond the idea of Anakin with a Padawan.... that's like a 12 year-old being a mother....

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 7:03 PM I'm sorry, I can't get beyond the idea of Anakin with a Padawan.... that's like a 12 year-old being a mother.... I have a theory that covers all of this..it involves a flux capacitor, Luke's landspeeder and the Lybians...

Green Am I
Mudhole? Slimy?! My blog this is!

date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 7:14 PM

This is almost as crazy as the theory that suggests Mace Windu is secretly a Sith Lord I heard a while back before RotS came out. But this connection of yours... interesting theory, but how... oh yeah. Keep discussing it ad infinitum and all that. Well, I guess it's technically possible. No, wait... it's not. Aren't those two characters going to be in the same movie/TV series? Ah well... this EU stuff always confuses me

I'm sorry, I can't get beyond the idea of Anakin with a Padawan.... that's like a 12 year-old being a mother....

He's so messed up himself, I can hardly imagine what he'd do to a Padawan.

The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo

date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 7:25 PM

This is almost as crazy as the theory that suggests Mace Windu is secretly a Sith Lord

Crazy? Crazy??

Was Columbus "crazy" when he discovered the moon?

Was Galileo "crazy" when he built the pyrimids?? Huh??

Was President Einstein "CRAZY" when he wrote the Declaration of Constitution?

Was it "CRAZY" when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??

I think not. And as mentioned numerous times before, I think not a lot.

Crazy? Am I? Think about it...

Ok think about it some more....

DM out

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 7:58 PM Was Galileo "crazy" when he built the pyrimids?? Huh?? Heck no! Interesting idea. Although right now I'm 99% that it isn't true, there's always that chance. Plus, you'll be praised as a hero if you guessed it right. MTFBWY! God bless!

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 8:37 PM Crazy? Am I? Think about it... Maybe not so much as crazy but insane... They are entirely different species. Unless they possessed each others bodies and that would cause some serious confusion we dont need.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 8:46 PM They are entirely different species. Uh helleeeuuu - they're both chicks. Both of them have lightsabers. Ta-da...End scene. Must I do all of the leaps of illogic here? Lazy fandom!!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 11:11 PM I'm convinced.

Captain Kenobi
"Grenade! Grenade!"

date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 11:27 PM

Wow, the Stooge bought into the theorey. Does that mean it's canon now?

Anyways, this has sparked a surprising amount of conversation. Here's an idea for you, Dark Moose, just keep repeating the fact and people will eventually accept it as a fact. It's worth a try.

As for my stance on it... hey, if President Einstein wasn't crazy, then this is perfectly possible.

	BlueX-WingPilot The Starfighter Docking Bay
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 11:32 PM ...to float out one of those completely baseless, entirely imaginary, absolutely fabricated theories/rumors... Here we go again. They are entirely different species. Asajj Ventress is a Rattataki, There is not much on Ahsoka yet.

	BlueX-WingPilot The Starfighter Docking Bay
date Posted: Feb 13, 2008 11:38 PM Oops, I found it, (Sorry about that) Ahsoka is a togruta.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 4:41 AM Anyways, this has sparked a surprising amount of conversation. Here's an idea for you, Dark Moose, just keep repeating the fact and people will eventually accept it as a fact. It's worth a try. Truthyness, yo.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 4:46 AM Asajj Ventress is a Rattataki, But I ask you, is anyone ever really from Rattataki? It's sort of like Phoenix. Or playing for the Texas Rangers.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 4:58 AM Wow, the Stooge bought into the theorey. Does that mean it's canon now? It means it may have a high degree of factiness. I can neither confirm nor deny the level of truthyness. Or truthiness. I say go with your gut, and ask yourself: "Would the Stooge lie to me? Has he ever lied to me? Does the Stooge hate me?" If the answer is no, then there you go.

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 9:22 AM I have a theory that covers all of this..it involves a flux capacitor, Luke's landspeeder and the Lybians... You get that from the Bothans? Or at 7-11?

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 10:06 AM You get that from the Bothans? Or at 7-11? Many six-packs died to bring us this information...

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 10:55 AM This chick? Is this chick. Yeah, and Mace is alive. I saw him at Dex's Diner.

Master Devwi
Star Wars News & Opinions

date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 1:48 PM

Of course Ahsoka is really Asajj! They both are girls, the both have lightsabers, and they both have names that start with an "A." Everyone knows aliases that are similar to your real name are easier to remember. The only thing about her that hasn't been revealed yet is that Kitster is her brother...

(If you didn't get that reference, you need to listen to The Force-Cast.)

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 2:34 PM Drama. I love it! But I ask you, is anyone ever really from Rattataki? It's sort of like Phoenix. Or playing for the Texas Rangers. Oh, Moose - you never cease to crack me up! The plot thickens....!

	General Grievous' Bodyguard
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 6:24 PM I think Ahsoka is Ashla from AOTC, but that's about it.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 14, 2008 8:31 PM I think Ahsoka is Ashla from AOTC, but that's about it. Hmm...Ahsoka...Ashla..,Asajj.... Coincidence? I think not again a lot.

wnng3

date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 12:03 AM

I am sorry my friend, but this has already been disproven in the comic book, Republic Issue # 60, http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars_Republic_60:_Hate_and_Fear

Not only is Anakin's padawan a Togruta, but Asajj is at least 5 years Anakin's senior. Anakin's padawan looks to be in her teens during the clone wars, while Anakin is at least twenty.
(and yes, my friend, Republic is officially cannon)

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 5:40 AM There's that "How" talk we were talking about... Isn't it just possible that Star Wars Republic 60: Hate and Fear was secretly written by Trekkies as misinformation propaganda? Hmm? Anyway, next you'll be telling me DungeonMasters has no levels and there's no such thing as a 14-sided di. Beware Trekkie propaganda, folks. They eat babies. DM out

	Sarien Tanorr
date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 6:15 AM It's all a disguise, people. Asajj may be older than Anakin, but that doesn't mean she can't look younger. Plastic surgery, and maybe even a cybernetic replacement or two, and she's good to go. Maybe she's even installed a secret weapon or two in those Togruta horns of hers...

	General Grievous' Bodyguard
date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 10:56 AM She's in the same episod(s) as Asajj though, according to the trailer. Explain that. :P

	Sarien Tanorr
date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 4:27 PM A very good plastic surgeon...

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 4:31 PM She's in the same episod(s) as Asajj though, according to the trailer. Explain that. :P Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time? Seen Superman? Captain Amazing? See, Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses...but...>sigh< oh nevermind.

	General Grievous' Bodyguard
date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 5:35 PM Yes, in the trailer there's a shot with both of them in the same room. :P

	SithLord, Darth Chris Journey through the Expanded Universe
date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 5:57 PM No silly, Ahsoka is the Togruta in The Force Unleashed. Its not Shaak Ti like everyone has been saying.

The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo

date Posted: Feb 15, 2008 6:53 PM

Yes, in the trailer there's a shot with both of them in the same room. :P

yeah but ...like...talking to each other? was there one of those wierd lines in between them like when Samantha and Sabrina were in the same scene?

Anyway, hellleeeeuuuu, clones clones clones galore, clones all over the place, clones a-plenty, here-a clone, there-a clone everywhere a clone clone.

Soooo...nuff said. Yeah. Sio Bibble.

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Feb 16, 2008 8:25 AM She's in the same episod(s) as Asajj though, according to the trailer. Well, Palpatine was in the same "episod" as Sidious in Episod I, and people were quick to dispel the fact that they were the same.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 16, 2008 8:52 AM Well, Palpatine was in the same "episod" as Sidious in Episod I, and people were quick to dispel the fact that they were the same. >DM hugs Turgon like a little girl< Bam. What he said.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Feb 16, 2008 9:45 AM I'm sorry, I can't get beyond the idea of Anakin with a Padawan.... that's like a 12 year-old being a mother.... Soooooooooooooo true. Isn't it just possible that Star Wars Republic 60: Hate and Fear was secretly written by Trekkies as misinformation propaganda? Hmm?

RC-6035 "Nova"

date Posted: Feb 17, 2008 5:14 PM

Anyway, hellleeeeuuuu, clones clones clones galore, clones all over the place, clones a-plenty, here-a clone, there-a clone everywhere a clone clone.
Sio Bibble had a clone named Gerard the Cucumber. The platypuses and the meese said so.

Seriously.

The Trekkies wrote SW Republic 60?!!!! NoooOOOOOoooOOOO! Their diabolical influence has spread ####her than we thought . . .

Cheerio.

	joejedi92 "Would It Help If I Got Out And Pushed?"
date Posted: Feb 18, 2008 8:20 AM Not just Palpatine but ever since episode 3 and 6 when Vader and Anakin were in the same movie. Don't even try and tell me they aren't the same people.

	joejedi92 "Would It Help If I Got Out And Pushed?"
date Posted: Feb 18, 2008 8:20 AM Not just Palpatine but ever since episode 3 and 6 when Vader and Anakin were in the same movie. Don't even try and tell me they aren't the same people.

	Sarien Tanorr
date Posted: Feb 18, 2008 3:56 PM Come on, everyone knows that Darth Vader betrayed and murdered Anakin Skywalker. Obi-Wan even says so in the movie!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 18, 2008 5:30 PM And to betray and murder someone, you gotta be in the same room. Obi-Wan never lies, Ipso facto ergo e pluribus ad hominem Sio Biblius sanctus con carne, that chick is that chick

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Feb 18, 2008 6:14 PM Yes, in the trailer there's a shot with both of them in the same room. :P She could be using one of those nifty force illusions. Or one of those creepy force phantoms.

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Feb 18, 2008 6:27 PM Obi-Wan never lies Well, there is that matter of the Obi-Wan Hustle... To quote your opening paragraph: "You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on Obi-Wan's point of view." http://blogs.starwars.com/moosepoodo/archive/1/0/10

	cowboy_11c Musings from the Shadowlands
date Posted: Apr 18, 2008 11:52 PM As Palpatine so eloquently put it, " the Dark Side of the Force can be a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural." And what better way to destroy the Jedi than from within. As Yoda put it, "lies and deceit are his ways now." I would like to file this all under INCONTROVERTIBLE TRUTH.

	Darth_Muh
date Posted: Apr 19, 2008 12:53 PM "Ipso facto ergo e pluribus ad hominem Sio Biblius sanctus con carne, that chick is that chick" Magna ### Laude, Summa ### Laude, Theradios Too Laude. "Captain Amazing? See, Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses...but..." OK, but why do I have to have the Watermelons on my feet?

	Darth_Muh
date Posted: Apr 19, 2008 12:55 PM That wasn't filth!!! It was Latin!!!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Apr 20, 2008 12:37 PM OK, but why do I have to have the Watermelons on my feet? You can not be the master of your questions until you can question your master... Or is it...you can not question your master until you master your questions..?? hmm,...

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