Ok so you want to go ahead and run through it? What's that? We're filming? No problem, I've got the lines memorized George. Ready when you are.

(Aaaand...Action)

"General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire.

I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed.

I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.

My father will know how to retrieve it.

You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan.

This is our most desperate hour."

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

(Cut!)

What's that, George? Run through it again? Uh-huh...faster....a little faster with more intensity...right. Gotchya. Ok, take 2.

(Aaaand...Action!)

"General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone
Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire.
I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in
person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission
to bring you to Alderaan has failed.

I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

(Cut!)

So how was that? No? Do it again? Ok what do you need?...uh-huh...ok so faster...and more intense....alright we'll get it this time. Ready when you are for take 3.

(Aaaand....Action!)

"General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone
Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire.
I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in
person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission
to bring you to Alderaan has failed.

I have placed information vital-"

(Cut!)

Did I miss a line? Ok so run through it again, then? You want it...faster...more intense...ok I'm hitting it pretty fast as it is..ok...alright then you're the boss. Faster, more intense it is. Gotchya. Take 4.

(Aaaand...Action!)

"General Kenobi!!! Years ago you served my father in the Clone
Wars!!! Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire!!
I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in
person!!!, but my ship has fallen under attack --!!"

(Cut!)

Ok so what am I missing there? Faster. More instense. I'm kind of running my words together and...Ok ok, George. Faster more intense. Take 5.

(Aaand...Action!)

"General Kenobi!!!!!!!!!! years ago you served my father in the CloneWars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---"

(Cut!)

I know, I know that was way too fast and...no? You want it FASTER? More INTENSE?..George I don't know how I can...yes...ok....but I'm screaming it, though. .alright if you say so. Take 6.

(Aand...Action!)

"GENERAL KENOBI YEARS AGO YOU SERVED MY FATHER IN THE LONE WARS NOW HE BEGS YOU TO HELP--!!!!!!!!!!"

(Cut!)

Alright George I'm just not getting this. You want it faster. FASTER. Even FASTER. And MORE intense. How-? Really. MORE intense. Faster, more intense. Ok fine, let's just get this over with, I'm starved. Take...7...

(Aaaaaand....Action!)

GENERALKENOBIYEARSAGOYOUSERVEDMYFATHERINTHE
CLONEWARSNOWHEBEGSYOUTOHELPHIMINHISSTRUGGLE AGAINSTTHEEMPIREIREGRETTHAT-!!!!!!!

(Cut!)

Lemme guess. Faster more intense. Take Eleventy8.

(Action!)

"GENERALKENOBIYEARSAGOYOUSERVEDMYFATHERIN--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Cut!)

*sigh*

*inhale*

(Action!)

"GENKOBIYEARGOSERVMYFATHCLONEWAR
NOW!!!"

(Cut!)

*pant pant pant..*
Faster...(pant pant..) more...(pant pant...) intense...gotchya..

(Action!)

"GEKOBPLANSTAKEHELPHOPE!!!!!!

(Cut! That's a wrap.)

*thud*