Darth Vader To Do List - Friday, June 3, 1ABY

* Hyperbaric Chamber - finished?
* Chip on spare helmet - give to Palpy to fix
* Don't forget sinister agent payroll!
* Find Luke Skywalker
* Finish plan to overthrow Palpy after get helmet back
* Where IS my old lightsaber? Place ad with reward
* Don't forget regularly scheduled "NOOOOOOOOO!!" scream at 11am
* Force choke random bridge officer to make example
* Find out what blinking light is on suit
* Send Palpy card for "Enslave Universe" anniversary
* Kill Palpy
* Must kill Palpy
* Thank Palpy for new Stormtrooper Death Squad
* Kill Palpy
* Plot to kill Palpy some more
* Learn method of Sith lighning without short circuiting suit
* Are my prosthetic legs too long? Ask Palpy
* Find out what Admiral Ozzel screwed up this week
* Find Rebel Base
* Renew "Sith Insider" subscription
* Call Boba
* Kill Palpy


Grocery List:

* Helmet Polish
* Batteries for lightsaber
* gum
* Medicated Cream for rash
* Something to kill Palpy with
* Picture frames for hyperbaric chamber
* TP
* Milk
* Incredibly Large Super Star Destroyer - blue
* Palpy Killing Palpy killer thing
* New notebook

Personal note - be nice to Captain Piett. Give him a compliment