Notice something's missing lately? Think, think, think...I swear we were all looking for something orrr...Weren't we all talking about something up until a couple of weeks ago? What was that...hmmm....

Well anyway, I find myself a lacking a bit in the spoiler department, so I thought the best thing to do is just find other spoilers. Warning, if you are unspoiled, and you do not want this information, read no further!!!







>>>WARNING - MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR SPOILERS<<<










Major Characters Not Continuing to Next Episode
This one totally blew me away. Basically, well...I'm not sure how to tell you this, but...everyone dies. Everyone. Go ahead, name a major character in the world - they're going to die. No one makes it into the next Episode of the Universe. I have no idea how they plan to make more episodes if everyone's dead, you know? We're still trying to find out how and when, but regardless, that's really bad news.

Mega-Star Announcement Coming
For you Solar System fans, hold on to your hats. The Sun at some point will become unbalanced in the fusion of hydrogen to helium and will swell up, throw off its outer atmosphere, and melt at least 3-4 planets in the process, including Earth. Earth will be engulfed into the outermost layer of the Sun's troposphere, and that will probably hurt. We believe this is somehow connected to how several major characters die.

Real? - Must Read!!
Here's a weird twist that I just found out about. That Santa guy from Christmas? Not real. Total hoax. We're not sure what website that rumor started on, but it wasn't here or even TF.N. I'm stunned, I had already found lots of screenshots of this guy, but apparently they are all Photoshopped. I told you this was major stuff.

Possible Development Coming Up
We are also hearing about an interesting plot twist that many of you may or may not already know about. Men and Women are both the same species, but they are not exactly the same. We're still trying to find out how they differ exactly, but it appears one is bumpier than the other, and they just get bumpier. I don't know where they are going with this plot development but needless to say its very exciting.

Major Central Character Change - This is HUGE
This one is really big, and we have this from a secret source that we can't divulge at this point, but we believe this to be reliable information. We have heard that the current President of the United States, the leader of the free world, will be forced to leave his office in 2008, and will not run for President again. I have no idea if he's being replaced or if there is some sort of contract negotiation going on or what. I just hope if they get someone else, it'll at least look like him. I don't want that whole Dumbledore thing happening in the Oval office, you know? Or if he looks different, then just say its a different character. I still don't know why they replaced the old Darrin with the new Darrin on Bewitched. Anyway, you have to agree, that's some purdy big news.

Photo Opportunies - When and Where
Now tomorrow it seems we'll be tracking a major promotional event and hopefully we'll get some pictures. Looks like they are planning on rotating the entire planet, west to east, and so we'll get a pretty good look at the Sun for a few hours, and as a bonus, a lot of us should get some pretty good pictures of the moon. Currently we don't know if this is connected to the Sun blowing up thing. We'll keep you posted!

Cameo Appearance - How Exciting!
Oh and of course, I know you've been waiting for this news for a while. Yes, we have it confirmed that Dark Moose will say or do or type something completely pointless, a little confusing, or extremely insulting in the next few days, and will pretty much be a total waste of time. So stay tuned, kids!!

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