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Moose Poodoo

by: The Dark Moose

date posted: Jun 23, 2005 10:36 AM | updated: Jun 23, 2005 10:49 AM

Welcome to Hypermoose

I've decided today that I can provide just as much as Hyperspace to fans everywhere of Me, namely, Me. Therefore, I'm starting my own Premium Content Service: Hypermoose - The Official Me Club.

Yes, for just Pz39.99 (Pz=Pineconez), I can get exclusive interviews and web chats with myself, not to mention the very latest spoilers about me, what's going to happen to me, my own webcam so that I can keep up with my own latest developments, casting information about me, set diaries, and of course behind the scene pictures of me.

I've got some really cool content lined up, too. Later this summer, I'll have live reports from my own convention with myself, at which I'll unveil the new Me Unleashed action figures and bust ups. I'll also make a guest appearance and sign my own autographs.

Not to mention the entire cast of Me will be touring the Dallas area beer purveying establishments, in an advance marketing effort to promote the release of "Me, Myself and That's About it."

Please send all entry forms and pineconez to:

Me
By the rock, near that tree
No not that tree
There you go
Forest, Wildnerness, USA 55555

So strap myself in for a wild ride - and get ready for the launching of Hypermoose - coming to a moose near me.

(This moose is not yet rated.  

Only with approved pineconez. 

Other deranged forest animals need not apply.  

Not available in stores.  

Your moose may vary.

Or not.)

DM out

http://blogs.starwars.com/moosepoodo/23

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	Hate - Kill - Destroy Chronicles of a Sith
date Posted: Jun 23, 2005 11:06 AM Hmmm...me thinks you're still on postroids Moose.

	Red5 of Seattle Mynok Bait
date Posted: Jun 23, 2005 12:43 PM Okay, the 39: Totally not a problem, but where do I get 99% of a pinecone? Does it have to be exact change(z)? And, how do we report if we happen to find somebody reposting BTM pictures on public sites?

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jun 23, 2005 12:53 PM Behind the Moose pictures are sole property of Me, and if I should pirate any of my own BTM pictures, I should prosecute myself to the fullest extent of...myself. >lends Red5 .99 Pz<

	Supernus Magister Sith Temple of the Sith
date Posted: Jun 23, 2005 1:34 PM WORLD FIRST EXCLUSIVE! Behind the Moose #1

	Supernus Magister Sith Temple of the Sith
date Posted: Jun 23, 2005 1:35 PM OH CRAP. How lame. it wouldn't let the picture be linked.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jun 23, 2005 2:01 PM And this, kids, is why you only get Hypermoose content from the one and only official Hypermoose :0)

	vickybumble
date Posted: Jun 23, 2005 3:31 PM Ooooh! Oooooh! Can i be a roadie? Please, DM, pleeease?!? I'll polish your antlers nice and everything! Pineconez? Just ask and i'll get 'em! I'll even take on Supernus Magister Sith Temple of the Sith for posting that link!

	*DarthYoda* Tales of the Overweight Jedi: Becoming one with the Force one cheeseburger at a time...
date Posted: Jun 24, 2005 12:02 AM Wow, someone has been drinking too much 'moose beer'. ;D

	Nadroj Denyal Jordan's Reviews
date Posted: Jun 24, 2005 5:09 PM Not moose beer. Stagnant water.

	zboa10
date Posted: May 26, 2006 8:31 PM do we slice the pineconez into 100 tiny peices or just round up. and what would happen if this happenshttp://www.bigthings.ca/newfound/pictures/moose1.jpg

	zboa10
date Posted: May 26, 2006 8:32 PM it was the biggest one i could find

	zboa10
date Posted: May 26, 2006 8:43 PM do the big gigantic ones from south carolina count more. why pineconez and not leaves and why beer and how can you pirate this site if you are george lucas. I will rise again and prove it. ah ha ha ha ha ha

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