You know, I finally figured it out, and wow - I am so flattered. You guys should have told me!

Obviously, the planet Mustafar is like a total homage to me! George Lucas must have, I dunno, read something or seen one of my gorgeous photo shoots or something. Anyway, he totally named that rock after me. Get it? Moose-Too-Far? Huh? Can ya feel it?

I mean just think about all the obvious puns and similarities:

Number one - helleeuuu - the whole planet is dark. Right? "Dark" Moose? Dark Mustafar? I can't believe I didn't see it before.

Secondly, this plant is smokin'. And HOT. Need I say more? Smokin'? Hot? Dark? Mustafar? Tell me you're not getting this vibe.

And then this is where Anakin gets funky and bad with all the Galactic jerks.
Riight..funky..me....bad....me again...oh my God - Dark Moose!

And this is also the planet where Good trumphs over Evil by burning them alive! Hellleeeu? That's totally me! I'm like always doing that!

And of course the whole place is slathered in molten lava.

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I really don't know where George was going with that but ok. I get it.

Thanks George Lucas! You da man! I'm da moose!


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