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by: The Dark Moose

date posted: Jun 28, 2005 12:50 PM | updated: Jun 28, 2005 1:28 PM

Planet Moose-Too-Far

You know, I finally figured it out, and wow - I am so flattered. You guys should have told me!

Obviously, the planet Mustafar is like a total homage to me! George Lucas must have, I dunno, read something or seen one of my gorgeous photo shoots or something. Anyway, he totally named that rock after me. Get it? Moose-Too-Far? Huh? Can ya feel it?

I mean just think about all the obvious puns and similarities:

Number one - helleeuuu - the whole planet is dark. Right? "Dark" Moose? Dark Mustafar? I can't believe I didn't see it before.

Secondly, this plant is smokin'. And HOT. Need I say more? Smokin'? Hot? Dark? Mustafar? Tell me you're not getting this vibe.

And then this is where Anakin gets funky and bad with all the Galactic jerks.
Riight..funky..me....bad....me again...oh my God - Dark Moose!

And this is also the planet where Good trumphs over Evil by burning them alive! Hellleeeu? That's totally me! I'm like always doing that!

And of course the whole place is slathered in molten lava.

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I really don't know where George was going with that but ok. I get it.

Thanks George Lucas! You da man! I'm da moose!

(Disclaimer: Or not.)

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	Darth Nenya .::THE TANGO OF JAR-JAR BINKS::.
date Posted: Jun 28, 2005 1:16 PM OMFG!!!! dude you are sooo right!!! hahahha. that's really funny.

	Valin Kenobi Stars To Fill My Dream
date Posted: Jun 28, 2005 2:26 PM Adjectives fail me. Great entry. Keep 'em coming!

	4641841 The Diary of a Mad Mayzie :p
date Posted: Jun 28, 2005 7:47 PM Is that kinda like Mayziesi Temple on Yavin 4? Where huge Ziggurats were erected in the Jungle to worship the Goddess of Double Entendre?

	Prin Prin's Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 29, 2005 8:14 AM You do realize that it may mean "Moose, you're going too far"

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jun 29, 2005 8:55 AM The Force is Strong with this one... :0)

	T'tocs Deloran T'tocs Asylum
date Posted: Jun 29, 2005 8:56 AM I'm stunned you had to point it out. I normally see that kind of thing right off. Way to go Moose. All your hard work has finally paid off. So what kind of royalties are you getting? Did they triple your Mod salary? 3 x 0 = $$

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jun 29, 2005 9:00 AM No, but they said I can go live there...

	Japoor Snippet
date Posted: Jun 30, 2005 1:09 PM You forgot one important thing that directly links this to you DM, when Anakin first tells Padme that Palpatine is sending him on an important mission that will end the war, he specifically pronounces the planet as " Moose-tafar " ! Check it out .

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jun 30, 2005 2:51 PM "Ta" in Texas equals "Too". George knows that :0) Maybe its really Moose2Far. Think I'll put that on my licsence plate...

	jediracer41 Jediracer
date Posted: Aug 07, 2005 5:35 PM why do i get the feeling you're going to be the death of me...

	lukewarren Lukewarren's Cantina of Topics
date Posted: Aug 09, 2005 5:25 PM very funny and your right Dm

	Darth Siler 55
date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 3:21 PM How long has this blog been open?

	Darth_Meerkat Rants of a Mere 'Kat
date Posted: Feb 08, 2006 3:59 PM And of course the whole place is slathered in molten lava. I really don't know where George was going with that but ok. I get it. uhh, how I should put this, but ah...oh, never mind. What counts is the fact that we don't want you burned alive. tweet tweet tweet Can I get some support here? Anyone? D Mkat over and out

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