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Moose Poodoo
date posted: Jul 09, 2005 7:53 PM  |  updated: Jan 17, 2006 10:30 PM
Love on the Dark Side...
Ok, I don't expect all of you to get this, but at least once, or twice, or who knows, maybe over and over in some preternatural sprial into hell like yours truly, have known someone (usually female but hey, it's an equal opportunity thang) that just just can't wait to see what the next "Love Is" cartoon is in the paper.

You know, the one with the little nekid people in it - the codependent little whipped nekid people that shove the "L" word down your throat so much it gathers like sickly bile, waiting to spew forth in nauseous streams of...

Ok you get the point. If you don't know what I'm talking about, here ya go:
The Love Is Online Comics Page

There. See? You wanna boot, right here, right now, on the screen. If not, my apologies and I'm happy you're in...yeeesh...love. Anyway, given that the Prequels surrounded a love story, I made my own version.

As always, my apolgies in advance. Or not. :0)

Here you go my sweeties...The Dark Side Is... Click the link at the bottom of the page to go to next page.

All my Love,
DM out

Updated- See my own twisted version of "Page 3." :0)

  Singin Hobo
I find your lack of pants disturbing
date Posted: Jul 09, 2005 7:59 PM
Holy crap.

You're sick and I love you.
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jul 09, 2005 8:00 PM
"I know"

- Han Solo
  andy142
date Posted: Jul 09, 2005 9:26 PM
haha thats soo great, espcially the "finding out what was burnt off" one lol
  4641841
The Diary of a Mad Mayzie :p
date Posted: Jul 10, 2005 3:47 AM
LOL... someone's bitter ;)... and I thought I was the only one :-p
Kermit
The Blog of a Frog
date Posted: Jul 10, 2005 11:09 AM
LOL, those were great, Moose...
Jorus C'baoth 2882
The Jedi Praxeum of Ossus
date Posted: Jul 10, 2005 2:41 PM
ROTLFLMFAO! Good job Dark Moose!


The Dark Side is...... Finding out what was burnt off.


:^O
  Graffiti
Somewhere on the Other Side of Mos Eisley
date Posted: Jul 13, 2005 3:36 PM
I'm just now looking at this blog. Brilliantly hilarious!

They remind me of the Superman is a *Bleep* site.
  greenyoda987
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion...
date Posted: Jul 13, 2005 7:02 PM
Great! Finding out what was burnt off...that's great! Poor Padme...
  TK 8970
date Posted: Jul 20, 2005 9:48 AM
I was watching some nature show that talked about mooses breeding habits and according to National Geographic, mooses don't even show love to each other in the way humans do. It's just the top dog (or should I say moose) of the herd that gets all the she-mooses. I guessing that in your state that you were the odd moose out and turned to the dark moose, but it could all just be speculation...
  DarthTrayal
Journal of the Sith
date Posted: Jul 20, 2005 11:14 PM
Moose, your entires always bring a smile to my face.
Job well done!

DarthTrayal has spoken!
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jul 20, 2005 11:43 PM
mooses don't even show love to each other in the way humans do.

"No! That's Impossible!"
-- Luke Skywalker, 1980

your entires always bring a smile to my face.

It is my fondest goal to bring something to every face. I'm glad in this case for you it was a smile :0)
  msritajean
date Posted: Jul 31, 2005 9:04 PM
Dude, my brother and his wife (who will never see this), have been sharing those dumbass comics for years. Thank you for giving me something real to send them.
Notte
date Posted: Aug 10, 2005 6:35 AM
I've always hated the 'Love is' comics. They are queasy. But yours....are magnificent!
You are great, Moose...although...I find your lack of faith...DISTURBING!

Notte, the Sith follower
  lia_nailo
Random Ruminations of a SW Fangirl
date Posted: Oct 03, 2005 7:56 PM
I just got a chance to check those out, and they are priceless! :^O I totally would have used one of these when my husband and I were discussing marriage. :D
Darth Vader
Meditation Chamber
date Posted: Oct 17, 2005 10:40 AM
:^O

I just have one question. How?

How in the world do you come up with such twisted, hilarious thangs?????
  Darth Sora16
date Posted: Oct 21, 2005 8:19 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those were so funny.Thanx for puttin a smile on my face
:D

vaapad will master you!!!!
  jedi_abba
"Lets Blow this thing and go home!"
date Posted: Oct 22, 2005 3:57 PM
Only one expression can truly bring out what everyone does when they read that page.....:^O
  jedisoldier195@yahoo.com
date Posted: Nov 13, 2005 9:56 AM
that is strange....................... but true.:p
  jedihooplah
A whole bunch of hooplah.
date Posted: Nov 23, 2005 12:50 PM
The words: Twisted, sick, stupid, hilarious, describe multiple things, the news, reality tv, Monty Pyhtons Flying Circus, and that web page.

We all bow to your comedic gienus Moose.
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