Dallas, Texas --

The Dark Moose has not yet been able to play hooky, escape social engagements, call in sick, disappear, elope, slip away, pencil in some "alone time" with, squeeze in, or otherwise in any way enjoy the movie he has been waiting for since oh I don't let's just call it the beginning of time, space and existance.

We will continue to cover this crisis, and will break into your regular blograms with meaningless and insipid updates. Please stay tuned to this blog.

Remember, stay indoors, stock plenty of canned meats, and may George help us all.

DM out