Fact: 9 out of 10 inadvertant Self-Fulfilling Prophecies (SFP's) can be avoided.
Fact: Nearly 97% of all prophecies are contingencies based on complex inter-related probabilities.
Fact: Most accidental fulfillment of premonitions (AFP's) are caused by Jedi.
Fact: Last solar period alone, nearly 273 accidental premonition fullfillments resulted in a fatality.
Fact: Accidental Premonition Fullfillment costs the Republic an average of 9.2 million credits anually in lost tax revenues.
Fact: More than half of all AFP's were committed despite previous warnings not to proceed.
Fact: There is a direct correllation based on scientific studies between high midichliorian counts and negative premonitions.
Fact: Last solar period, 143 cases of AFP involved domestic violence, mainly between father and son, or married couples.
Fact: The Force has been proven repeatedly to change its mind arbitrarily.
Fact: Nearly 1 in 10 AFP's resulted in the injury or death of the originator of the premonition.
Accidental Fullillment of Premonition (AFP) and Self-Fulfilling Prophecy (SFP) are an increasing problem, and a burden on tax-paying citizens. Do your part to avoid AFP/SFP Syndrome. If you find yourself having negative premonitions of the future, seek help immediately. Please memorize these easy to remember steps, and post them in your home or meditation chamber:
1) Remain calm.
2) Stay perfectly still for at least 24 hours. Remain indoors, and take a sedative.
3) Seek immediate counsel from a mentor or dial 1138 on your holonet device. Be open-minded, tell the truth, and do not ignore the advice.
4) Avoid all contact with relatives, associates or friends, especially if they are involved in your premonition.
5) Remember this handy acronym: SAGGABE = Stay a Good Guy - Avoid Being Evil
6) Avoid any rash actions that could lead to a temporal cause and effect paradox.
7) Do not attempt to do the exact opposite of what you would think you would do. Doing so may still lead to an AFP/SFP event.
8) Avoid use of all Force powers for 24-48 hours.
9) Outside of professional counsel, do not share your premonition with anyone - doing so could lead to an AFP/SFP event.
10) If you are about to kill someone, ask yourself "Hey, am I fullfilling a premonition accidentally?" If the answer is yes, Stop! Have yourself arrested.
11) Don't center on your anxieties. Keep your attention here and now, where it belongs. It's ok to be mindful of the future, but not at the expense of the moment.
12) Avoid the Dark Side if possible.
Following these steps should help you to avoid AFP/SFP events. These guidelines are there for your enjoyment, and for your protection.
Most importantly, remember that always in motion, the future is.
Posted by the Jedi Council Committee on AFP/SFP Awareness and the Coruscant Paranormal Safety Board.
May the Force be with you.