The best way I know how to give you my impression is to show you how it made me feel. So I'll give you my review from 2 perspectives: the eyes of the 8 year old inside of me - the one that first saw Star Wars in 1977....

So I got to go to the mall today and I got to see The Return of the Sith or something like that. I learned about this guy named AndyKin and how he and his sister Pamby were trying to get away from the evil Obleman Kornoble.

So they took a space ship to see their granpa (I think it was their granpa) Papatime, but before he got there he got in a fight with Oblemonble Konoblio and they had cool laser swords called life savers and they fought until Andykin fell into some sort of weird pudding stuff. Granpa Papatime made a cool suit for Andyin and said he could be his friend and they could run the space ships. Then they called Andykin the Dark Raider and everyone went home. But Pamby fell asleep. It was supersoaker sad.

But the whole movie was super cool and now I want my parents to buy me all the new Star Wars dolls only my dad says not to call them dolls cuz they're action figures. I wanna see that movie again cuz I like all the space ships and stuff. It's way better than stupid ol' Star Trek. I like Star Wars a lot and I wanna be a Jetta Master.

...and then a review from the here and now, having seen 6 Star Wars movies and immersed myself in all the trappings of terminal adulthood:

(See above)

When 36 years old you reach, feel as young, hope you do.

Thanks for finding that kid in me again, George. Much appreciated.

DM out