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Moose Poodoo
date posted: Oct 01, 2005 7:00 PM  |  updated: Oct 01, 2005 9:37 PM
The Character You've Never Seen
If you can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't speak to it, is it a character?

It's funny how we define and classify characters. We see characters as those beings that do things, make things happen, say things, live and die, have emotions, etc etc. Psh. I don't think that's enough. If you think about Star Wars, you'll eventually see what I mean.

We know about Han, Luke, Leia, Yoda, Obi-Wan, the Emperor, Darth Vader, Artoo, Theepio - they walk and talk and have those convenient corporeal realities that facilitate the marketing of action figures and costumes and whatnots. But have you considered that other character in the saga - the one that's been in the background, is the subject of much deliberation at times, but somehow never quite achieves the status of even a peripheral character, like Sebulba or Jerjerrod? This character has changed lives, emboldened evil, aided the righteous, forseen the rise and fall of Empires and their masters, and effected change at all levels of the saga. It speaks, it moves, it has a will, and a plan, and is as ambiguous and unabashed about it's morality as any god would be. It's just a little difficult to shove into a plastic box and display it on a Wal-Mart shelf.

You may have guessed by now the character I am describing is none other than, yes, "the Force".

No, really - The Force is a character in Star Wars.

Sure you can't dress up as the Force at conventions. You can't find it on a trading card, or as a posable action figure. There are no spoiler shots of the Force in action preceeding a comic or movie release. There are no screensavers, no t-shirts, no bookcovers graced with the grimacing visage of the Force. But the Force is there, nonetheless, thoughout the saga, working with or against the heros and villains we know so well. So what you can't touch it, feel it, smell it, kiss it madly or slice it in half with a lightsaber. I personally would have loved to see it given a little more personality, maybe some cool accessories like a grappling hook or a trident or something, but hey - it's the Force. I still would have bought an action figure if they sold it. Although it would have been a little odd to run home to mom with such an interesting new toy...

MOOSE MOM: What's that dear?

ME: Mom, it's so cool - look what Dad got me! It's the new Star Wars dol..I mean action figure!

MOOSE MOM: Goodness - What does it do?

ME: Well...it's an amorphous cloud of life energy that binds the galaxy together, comprised of the basic forces of the universe, including both evil destruction and benign preservation.

MOOSE MOM: Does it have a net? You know that GI Joe doll you had came with a net and you were always losing it.

ME: ..N-..noo...it's just this cloudy looking thing in the box.

MOOSE MOM: Well, alright then. But don't put it in your mouth.

But, what the hey - it was not meant to be. The Force is a little more difficult to define than that. It is both a tool, and a user. Look at it from Anakin's perspective. He could wield the Force with such power that he perhaps thought himself a god in his own right. But in the end, he was a slave to the Force, a pawn in it's Prophecy. That's not to say the Force is malevolent. No, the Force just ..."is", in the same manner that the nature of Nature is..well..natural. It just "is". Nature, like the Force (one could say that, in part, the Force is an avatar of Nature in the George's mind) is comprised of all those things that make up the universe, good and evil. It is an endless cycle of destructive and creative agendas, set apparently on auto-pilot, but then again, so imbued with life and the passions that go along with it, it very nearly seems to have a collective personality.

Think about Nature in our world. We name our hurricanes, give geisers anthropomorphic labels like "Old Faithful", name mountains after saints, and in our legends gave the very depths of the sea the power of unseen deities that played whimsically with the lives of seafairing men. If that's "Nature" here, what is the "Force", there? It has even more concentrated willpower, and clearly has a more organized plan laid out for the galaxy. And above all, it maintains Balance. Even at the cost of human life, and the outbreak of war, by doing so it will ironically correct itself into a state of harmony and pacific well-being.

And yet ... it's perceived as being just shy of a full-blown character lots of times. It's more like cosmic furniture that gets moved about and inadvertantly falls on folks. Would it make it easier if the Force had lines? And he/she/it just sort of hung out over people's shoulders, whispering in their ears? Something kinda like...

VADER: Send a scanning crew on board. I want every part of this ship checked.

OFFICER: Yes, sir.

FORCE: Whoah. Feel that? Yo dawg, straight up, get this - Obi-Wan is on the station. Word.

VADER: I sense something...a presence I haven't felt since...

FORCE: Since he kicked your dark side buttocks and left you to bake evenly until golden brown? Yeah, that's the guy.


Or..


FORCE: Holy Schnikes!! Ben! Obi-Wan! Dude! Those Imperial pinheads just blew up a PLANET, dude. I don't feel so good...whoah...little...woozy...

LUKE: Are you all right? What's wrong?

BEN: I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

FORCE: Ya think? Damn skippy something terrible has happened. And tell that kid to get back to his lessons and mind his own business. Man...a whole planet...you got any aspirin?

BEN: You'd better get on with your exercises.

FORCE: I think I'm gonna spew.


Or even..


TARKIN: The princess! Put all sections on alert!

FORCE: Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about this, DV..Anakin..whatever . You know we like you and all that stuff, and hey, you're still the "Chosen One", but you're really screwing up. We're going with Obi-Wan on this one. Sorry, it's just business.

VADER: Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him.

TARKIN: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.

FORCE: Dude, honestly - these guys are such tools. Don't know why you hang out with these stiffs. Anyway, tell that windbag Obi-Wan didn't infiltrate your stupid Death Ball just so he could escape. And you're meeting him alone. No cops.

VADER: Escape is not his plan. I must face him alone.

FORCE: OK now hurry up - he's old, so he doesn't have all day for you to kill him, you know...


Or even...


ANAKIN: Master, sir...I've been wondering...what are midi-chlorians?

QUI-GON: Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.

FORCE: Hey kid, what's up.

ANAKIN: They live inside of me?

FORCE: More the other way around, but ok, whatever.

QUI-GON: In your cells. We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.

ANAKIN: Symbionts?

FORCE: You ask a lotta questions for a kid, you know that?

QUI-GON: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force.

ANAKIN: They do??

FORCE: Maybe. If you're nice.

QUI-GON: When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you.

FORCE: So zip it, geez.

ANAKIN: I don't understand.

QUI-GON: With time and training, Annie...you will.

FORCE: And then some.


Or even...


LEIA: Hey, are you awake?

FORCE: Wow man. You're ship is so toast. Say buh-hye.

HAN: (staring out viewport at Falcon) Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm not gonna see her again.

FORCE: I love messin' with this guy.


Dunno...OK, maybe that doesn't quite work. But in the end, I say a character is any sentient entity that interacts with other characters and their environment to increase or remediate the drama in a plot. I have come to appreciate the Force as a vital, dynamic character just like Luke or Anakin or Leia. In fact, often times what they do is a reflection of what the Force wants so badly. To right what's wrong - to find Balance.

That broadens it a bit from the traditional view, but it works for me. Now if I could just find a dol...I mean action figure.

DM out

  ThrawnRocks1
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 7:05 PM
That was great, Moose. :D Good for thought ;).
  nathanielobi1
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 7:16 PM
FORCE: Hey dude...you have about 24 hours to preserve your order before my evil twin kinda takes over and kills us all. So uh...you wanna go try and put a stop to this? Dude seriously...you're all gonna die...like, really soon.
MACE: I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi....
FORCE: OMG are you serious?! WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR SHERLOCK???? DO SOMETHING!
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 7:22 PM
OMG are you serious?!

Ha! The Force uses text message abbreviations. :0)
  nathanielobi1
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 7:35 PM
The force is busy, what with serving the needs of every person/thing sensitive to it in the entire galaxy (assuming the galaxy is its limit), therefore, typing out entire messages seems to be too inefficient for it. It needs abbreviations due to its busy schedule.
  nathanielobi1
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 7:47 PM
Back in the old days, the force used to spell out entire messages, before it saw the need to abbreviate. I'm sure you could see what went wrong with that:
(Jedi and criminal in gun/saber battle)
(Jedi gets shot to death by the blaster)
(Criminal runs away, leaving the dead Jedi on the ground)
FORCE: HURRY - BLOCK NOW WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER SO HE DOESN'T SHOOT Y......ah forget it...too slow again.....
Master Devwi
Star Wars News & Opinions
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 8:10 PM
LOL! The "Force(d)" (excuse the pun) jokes are so funny!
  lia_nailo
Random Ruminations of a SW Fangirl
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 8:19 PM
LMAO ... the Force sounds like a surfer dude!

Highly entertaining. FORCE: Since he kicked your dark side buttocks and left you to bake evenly until golden brown? Yeah, that's the guy.[/b} .... priceless. :^O
  Luke_Kenobi04
The Power of the Light Side
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 8:36 PM
nice force jokes
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 8:59 PM
FORCE: HURRY - BLOCK NOW WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER SO HE DOESN'T SHOOT Y......ah forget it...too slow again.....

True, when the force could have just said "WTF OB1 BLCK NW! W00T!"
  Master_Kenobi17
Takin Over For Talon
date Posted: Oct 01, 2005 9:09 PM
AHAHAHAHA you should get Hasbro on the phone!!!!
  jediknight2210
Where did you dig up that old fossil?
date Posted: Oct 02, 2005 12:26 AM
FORCE: I love messin' with this guy.


:^O That one is the best...your a genious!
  PrincessLisaNT
date Posted: Oct 02, 2005 12:40 AM
Niice :)
Lmaoo
























The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 02, 2005 8:28 AM
FORCE: I love messin' with this guy.

That one is the best...your a genious!


Thanks - I just always felt the Force was with Han, but kinda had it in for him since his "hokey religion" comment... Empire Strikes Back to me is pretty much a whole movie about the Force jacking with him. :0)
  Seb-X
Bet Heavily on Sebulba
date Posted: Oct 02, 2005 10:56 AM
Lmao!!! :^O
  Sol Kassar
Ramblings from the Detention Center (Startled)
date Posted: Oct 03, 2005 7:15 AM
So, is the Force from NY or LA? Rude or...well, it ryhmes with LA!
bonniegrrl
Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date Posted: Oct 04, 2005 12:56 PM
FORCE: OK now hurry up - he's old, so he doesn't have all day for you to kill him, you know...

nice.
Keep it up Moose!
We should have done an audio commentary track with The Force chiming in for the Ep. III DVD.
  RJ-1 Kenobi
Journal of the Wibbles
date Posted: Oct 04, 2005 2:09 PM
It's funny, I'd always thought of the Force as being a bit like one of the gods in Greek mythology, playing games with our plane of existence and occasionally popping in to influence the lives of mortals for its own ends.

Somehow I'd never imagined it as a 1337-speaking, moody, impatient surfer dude! :^O
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 04, 2005 3:39 PM
We should have done an audio commentary track with The Force chiming in for the Ep. III DVD.

HA :0)

"This is the part where I really get to do some of my own stunts. See that reversal of fortune and subsequent fall from grace? I did that on my own- no doubles. Nick Girrard had me working with a crash mat for 3 hours a day. I actually sprained my destiny once. Needless to say, I'm really glad I work out..."
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 04, 2005 3:40 PM
Somehow I'd never imagined it as a 1337-speaking, moody, impatient surfer dude!

It's rather like dying and Keanu Reeves telling you he's God, I imagine :0)
  Darthflaga
date Posted: Oct 05, 2005 12:03 PM
lol. I don't know what to say. Dark Moose you just made my day again.

We're going with Obi-Wan on this one. Sorry, it's just business.

lol. I guess the force play a bigger role than all the other characters.
janlomona
Smugglers Rants
date Posted: Oct 07, 2005 7:06 AM
Ok Moose, do you write this blog for a living or do you have a day job?
There is way too much good stuff on here for you to find time to do anything else.
  R2D2sPink3
Pink 3: Reporting for Silliness
date Posted: Oct 07, 2005 10:12 AM
We are forever grateful O wise, powerful, (and funny) Dark Moose.
It would be great to hear what the Force says. Maybe someone will write a book like that.:^O
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 07, 2005 12:59 PM
Ok Moose, do you write this blog for a living or do you have a day job?

No, I'm just a really fast typer and a reluctant multi-tasker.
  daniel0605
Jedi Archive Section 1138- Daniel's Blog
date Posted: Oct 09, 2005 5:25 AM
great idea Moose.

We should have done an audio commentary track with The Force chiming in for the Ep. III DVD.
That would be awesome bonniegrrl! :)

Moose-
What I like about your blog is all of your entries you are creative, speaking things I would have never thought of
I'm going to put you in my blog roll
  Arrhae Tahl
Arrhae's House of Fun
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 12:33 PM
I am so going to make a "Force action figure"* box type thingie for the next convention...


*Patent Pending, or until Unky George sues me......
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 2:33 PM
Don't forget to include labels about Judo Premonition Chop and Bionic Disturbance Action.

And if people ask why you're not wearing any clothes, remind them that you're the Force, dammit.
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