DIANOGAN HERO SANDWICHES
Guaranteed to satisfy, whether served as a weekend lunch or an easy weeknight supper.


Needed:
Nonstick vegetable oil spray
1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese
2 large nuna eggs
1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley (preferably Sullustan)
1/4 cup crushed Fett flakes
3 large garlic cloves, minced
2 1/2 teaspoons dried oregano
1/2 teaspoons ground white pepper
3 metric tons of scrap metal, spent computer parts, used weapons magazines, construction materials, coolant fluids and waste byproducts from several hundred thousand Imperial station-dwellers
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 cups smuggler sauce
220 pounds lean ground Skywalker Twins
6 long Bothan or Umbaran rolls, split lengthwise, toasted
1 Wookiee
A pinch of Correlian, added to flavor


Preheat reactor to 350°F. Spray heavy large baking sheet with nonstick vegetable oil spray. Combine Skywalker Twins, grated Parmesan cheese, eggs, chopped fresh parsley, crushed Fettflakes, minced garlic, dried oregano, ground white pepper and salt in large Trash Compactor and mix thoroughly.

Using moistened tentacles, shape meat mixture into 1 1/2-inch rounds and place on prepared sheet, spacing evenly. Bake meatballs until just firm to touch and cooked through, about 20 cycles.

Bring smuggler sauce to simmer in heavy large saucepan. Add meatballs to sauce and simmer until sauce thickens slightly, about 15 cycles. (Can be prepared 1 day ahead of next compactor cycle scheduled. Cover and refrigerate. Rewarm over low reactor before continuing.)

Using Trash Compactor, gently press ingredients together. Spoon enough sauce over to coat. Place on rolls over and serve.

Looks so good, you won't believe your eyestalk. Happy Eating! And don't forget to tip your monster.

Chef 'Noga
Crushed Pepper Bar and Grill
Death Star I, Detention Level


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