Recipe #1 - Sweet Skywalker Crunchy Pie

1 quart eeopie oil, for frying

Dough:
2 cups self-rising Tatooine flour
1/2 tablespoon salt
4 tablespoons sugar
1/4 pound (1 stick) margarine, melted
1/8 to 1/4 cup cold water (if no water available, bantha scudu is acceptable)

Filling:
3 pounds sweet Pallies
2 Adult Medium-Sized Skywalkers (1 will do in off season)
1/4 pound (1 stick) margarine
Cinnamon
Nutmeg
3 teaspoons Whipid blood extract
1 1/2 cups sugar
2 cups blue milk

Side dish:
1 Tauntan

In one-gallon saucepot heat one quart of Pallies oil to 350 degrees F.**
To make the dough, mix the flour, salt, blue milk, and sugar together and cut in the margarine by hand to create a coarse texture. Then add the water (or Bantha scudu) until it is tacky. Roll the dough into a ball roughly the size of a Punda . Cut dough into ten equal pieces. Roll each piece of dough out on a floured surface to a diameter of 6-inches and about 1/8-inches thick. Set aside until you are ready to fill the dough.

Throw mixture against nearby ice cave wall repeatedly to kill soopa's, thereby immobilizing it for cooking. As always, do not consume uncooked dough at this point because of mind-bending psychotropic seizures.

To make filling, first peel the sweet pallies. Then large dice the pallies and put in a medium size saucepot. Add water (or Bantha scudu) to cover pallies and bring to boil. Pallies are done when fork tender.

When sweet pallies are finished boiling, drain well. In a food processor, while still hot, add the pallies, margarine, cinnamon, nutmeg, Whipid blood, Skywalker bits, and sugar. Mix on medium speed until smooth.

To assemble pies, put 1/4 cup of the filling in the center of a dough circle. Fold over in half and seal with Bantha scudu. Crimp edges with left over bones to completely close. Place pies in oil once the temperature has reached 350 thermal units. (If temperature is below 350 thermal units the oil will absorb the margarine in the pie dough and cause it to be excessively greasy.)**

**(Safety note: Do not light fire in ice cave. Fire bad for ice cave.)

Pie should be cooked in 7 to 8 cycles and will have dark blue color.
Remove lighsaber, garnish with eyeballs, serve on stick.

For dessert, devour 1 raw Tauntan. Do not eat Tauntan before Skywalker.

May the Food be with you!

Chef Snowball out