Red Squadron Christmas

by tHe DaRK mOoSE
aGe 4

The first Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings please report in."

The second Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Look at the Size of that Thing!"
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2."

The third Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 3 Standing By"
"No really - Look at the size of that thing!"
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The fourth Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By"
"So I'm not supposed to talk about how big the-"
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The fifth Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"RED FIIIVE STANDING BY"
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By
"Ok - sorry - my bad."
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The sixth Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 6 Standing By"
"RED FIIIVE STANDING BYy"
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By
"It's just that its so friggin big, you know?"
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The seventh Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 7 Standing By"
"Red 6 Standing By"
"RED FIIIVE STANDING Byyy"
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By
"Geez. Someone's cranky."
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The eighth Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 8 Standing By"
"Red 7 Standing By"
"Red 6 Standing By"
"RED FIIIVE STANDING BYeee"
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By"
"You know I don't see the harm in pointing out its an exceptionally large space station."
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The ninth Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 9 Standing By"
"Red 8 Standing By"
"Red 7 Standing By"
"Red 6 Standing By"
"RED FIIIVE STANDING BYeeeeee"
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By"
"This is not chatter, OK? This is a frank assessment of a daunting strategic challenge that deals with the size of-"
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The tenth Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 10 Standing By"
"Red 9 Standing By"
"Red 8 Standing By"
"Red 7 Standing By"
"Red 6 Standing By"
"RED FIIIVE STANDING BYeeeeeeee"
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By"
"Fine. I'm not saying another word the whole attack. I hope you're happy."
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The eleventh Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"Red 11 Standing By"
"Red 10 Standing By"
"Red 9 Standing By"
"Red 8 Standing By"
"Red 7 Standing By"
"Red 6 Standing By"
"RED FIIIVE STANDING BYeeeeeeeeeeeee?"
"Red 4 Standing By"
"Red 3 Standing By"
"Well I never-!"
"Let's cut the chatter Red 2"

The Twelfth Death Star run
Went a little bit like this:
"All wings report in."
"He's kinda got a point."
"Dude SHUT UP"
"Seriously dude"
"Red two, Ex-zippit A"
"We got it ok? It's big."
"Red 7 Standing By to shut yer big yapper.!"
"Red any good books about Silence?"
"RED FIIIVE STANDING BYeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Helleeeuu? Movie's about me?"
"You know, now that you mention it, it is kinda big."
"Uh...guys?"
"Oh. Um - Red Two Standing By"

"Let's cut the chatter Red

ah-Twwoooooooooo"


Merry Thang
Dark Moose out