A note from the choir leader:
This would ideally be sung by roughly 150 to 200 members of the 501st whilst either dancing a jig of some sort, or perhaps while performing Da Wherda Verda.

Everyone, raise your Jawa Juice boxes, Correlian Ale, beverage of your choice, whathaveyou, and repeat after me...

anda one, anda two.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (everybody) OOOOOOOOOO (no really) OOOOOOHHH...

There was a wee boy named Annie
And that was the least of his woes
His favorite word was yippee
And his robot had no clothes
He helped a queen by winning a race
A Jedi took him off into space
It's all Jar-Jar's Fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

Ten years later dear Annie
Had made a shiny sword
And he and man named Obi
Got themselves in a War
He lost an arm to Christopher Lee
And Palpy bought a Grand Army
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (you in the back) OOOOOOOO (with feeling) OOOOOHHH...

He grew to a man called Annie
And a hero all the same
But because he loved dear Padme
Dear Annie went insane
While Palpy started a new Empire
He lost more bits and caught on fire
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

Now twenty odd years behind him
Annie had a brand new game
He was called Darth Vader
And Ben was Obi's name
Vader made Ben join the Force
Luke and Leia kissed of course
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (just the girls now) OOOOOOOO (where are all the girls anyway?) OOOOOHHH...

Now Luke and Leia were Rebels
And in trouble with the law
Luke had blown up a Death Star
A pirate made Her Higness thaw
They kissed some more and Han was iced
Luke found out his dad ain't so nice
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

And now the end is coming
And not a moment too soon
Luke went to fight dear daddy
High above the Endor moon
Vader grabbed Palpy and tossed him in
Luke and Leia found out they're twins (everyone: "eww"...)
It's All Jar-Jar's Fault!

Everyone: "It's All Jar-Jar's Fault!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (big finish now)OOO
OOOOOOOO (almost there) OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO (harmonize)OOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(ok stop harmonizing, you're not good at it)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (louder)
OOOOOOOOO (louder please)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO (louder)OOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO (seriously)OO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
(ok too loud) O
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
(this is it)
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOO
OOOO
OOOO
OOOO
Or not.

DM out