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by: The Dark Moose

date posted: May 22, 2006 9:46 PM | updated: May 23, 2006 10:00 PM

Star Wars, the Pirate Drinking Song

A note from the choir leader:
This would ideally be sung by roughly 150 to 200 members of the 501st whilst either dancing a jig of some sort, or perhaps while performing Da Wherda Verda.

Everyone, raise your Jawa Juice boxes, Correlian Ale, beverage of your choice, whathaveyou, and repeat after me...

anda one, anda two.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (everybody) OOOOOOOOOO (no really) OOOOOOHHH...

There was a wee boy named Annie
And that was the least of his woes
His favorite word was yippee
And his robot had no clothes
He helped a queen by winning a race
A Jedi took him off into space
It's all Jar-Jar's Fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

Ten years later dear Annie
Had made a shiny sword
And he and man named Obi
Got themselves in a War
He lost an arm to Christopher Lee
And Palpy bought a Grand Army
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (you in the back) OOOOOOOO (with feeling) OOOOOHHH...

He grew to a man called Annie
And a hero all the same
But because he loved dear Padme
Dear Annie went insane
While Palpy started a new Empire
He lost more bits and caught on fire
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

Now twenty odd years behind him
Annie had a brand new game
He was called Darth Vader
And Ben was Obi's name
Vader made Ben join the Force
Luke and Leia kissed of course
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (just the girls now) OOOOOOOO (where are all the girls anyway?) OOOOOHHH...

Now Luke and Leia were Rebels
And in trouble with the law
Luke had blown up a Death Star
A pirate made Her Higness thaw
They kissed some more and Han was iced
Luke found out his dad ain't so nice
It's all Jar-Jar's fault

Everyone: "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!"

And now the end is coming
And not a moment too soon
Luke went to fight dear daddy
High above the Endor moon
Vader grabbed Palpy and tossed him in
Luke and Leia found out they're twins (everyone: "eww"...)
It's All Jar-Jar's Fault!

Everyone: "It's All Jar-Jar's Fault!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO (big finish now)OOO
OOOOOOOO (almost there) OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO (harmonize)OOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(ok stop harmonizing, you're not good at it)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (louder)
OOOOOOOOO (louder please)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOO (louder)OOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO (seriously)OO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO
(ok too loud) O
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
(this is it)
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
OOOOOO
OOOOO
OOOO
OOOO
OOOO
Or not.

DM out

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	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: May 22, 2006 9:55 PM ARrr!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 22, 2006 10:00 PM Starrrr Warrrs, matey! It should be noted that "OOOOOOOOOOOO" can of course be replaced by any one of the many Star Wars Nooooo choices.

	solo smelly
date Posted: May 22, 2006 10:08 PM I LOVE IT!! "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!" Surely not all of it though.... Im under the slight impression that maybe, just maybe, you dont like Jar Jar....

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: May 22, 2006 10:14 PM OOOOOOOOOOOOO (just the girls now) OOOOOOOO (where are all the girls anyway?) OOOOOHHH... The girls are right here to join the PARTAY. And we all said.........NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......I think I need a few more drinks before I can get the nerve to belt out this song. Da Moosey has been playing in the Sith juice again.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 22, 2006 10:16 PM Im under the slight impression that maybe, just maybe, you dont like Jar Jar.... No no no, I like Jar-Jar. I like him because you can say "Jar-Jarrrrrr matey!" He's a good lad, Jar-Jar is. Just a wee bit of a chowderhead. DM out

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: May 22, 2006 10:19 PM Now that is a lot of Os. I feel like swiggin' somethin' right now...

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 22, 2006 10:22 PM I feel like swiggin' somethin' right now... Pirate songs are designed to make you swig, definitely. Da Moosey has been playing in the Sith juice again. Do I wanna know what Sith Juice is? :0)

	solo smelly
date Posted: May 22, 2006 11:32 PM He's a good lad, Jar-Jar is. Just a wee bit of a chowderhead. Of course. I like Jar Jar too. We gonna hear another one like this blog from ya? Anyway cya! Luv ya!

	Rainbow Droideka Aren't you a little short for an egg?
date Posted: May 23, 2006 1:10 AM Your creativity continues to catch me off guard, DM....

	NerfHerdersAnonymous Life, the Star Wars Universe and Everything
date Posted: May 23, 2006 1:15 AM hehe A nipperkin (or more) from the hogshead, salmagundi to the matlows and no quarter to them we be fightin' on the high seas...or ye be keelhauled!!! Yer entry be fine, me hearty.

luuke.skywalker

date Posted: May 23, 2006 5:48 AM

A note from the choir leader:

Come on people, we can do better! Dynamics! I want a crescendo in the third stanza on every verse but the fourth! Altos, I can't hear you at all! And people! EYES ON ME! How can you see your cutoffs if you're looking at the music and not at me? You should know the words by now! There's a fermata on that last OOOOOH and the entire bass section cut out after six beats! We're going again from the top, and no one leaves until we get this right!

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: May 23, 2006 5:52 AM "It's all Jar-Jar's fault!" Poor Jar-jar....

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: May 23, 2006 5:52 AM Such a load of shame piled on one poor Gungan's head.

	Arf Maul We'll Blow Your Planet Up!
date Posted: May 23, 2006 6:09 AM My god, I can't believe I just sang the whole thing aloud...

	anakinside1 Echoes from the Asteroid Field
date Posted: May 23, 2006 6:12 AM Come on people, we can do better! Dynamics! I want a crescendo in the third stanza.... I was already laughing, and then I read this and almost fell off my chair! The yodacon really adds so much to it too!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 23, 2006 6:30 AM We're going again from the top, and no one leaves until we get this right! It helps if a small drunken brawl breaks out toward the back of the room over a parrot or someone's mother having a hooked hand. Gets everyone in the right mood. DM out

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 23, 2006 7:05 AM Thanks for suggesting the beverage, Moose. I just spewed it on my laptop. But the dribble on my chin makes me look like an authentic pirate! Yo ho yo ho....

	Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: May 23, 2006 7:21 AM whatsa higness? When I read the opening I got this picture in my head of stormies river dancing. That courtasy of the Fan Film "Sith Apprentice".

	rhett0
date Posted: May 23, 2006 7:40 AM It's still in the AM, but singing that song(yes I sang as I read) is tempting me to slip out for a pint. I really should have at waited till after lunch to open this blog.

	Darth_Alpha1 Sith Happens, but Jedi Rocks
date Posted: May 23, 2006 7:50 AM Brilliant Moose! Brilliant! Bravado! Bravado! More! more! Seriously, you once again astound O' Antlered One! DA1 Force be with Ya'

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: May 23, 2006 8:03 AM That really is awesome, DM....wow! (imagine this emoticon is wearing an eye patch instead of sunglasses...arrrgggh)

	independentjac "How long can any man fight the darkness, before he finds it in himselft?"
date Posted: May 23, 2006 8:09 AM Now that is a lot of Os. O is my favorite leter in the alphabet

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: May 23, 2006 8:22 AM Yo ho yo ho.......A jar-jar's life for me..........oops......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....I meant to say "A pirates life for me".... There that is better. Back to work, mates. Swab those decks!!

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: May 23, 2006 9:18 AM Do I wanna know what Sith Juice is? :0) Booze?

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 23, 2006 9:26 AM Back to work, mates. Swab those decks!! Arrr mizzen the mast and ...haul the ..main jib (?)....and batten down the fo'c'stle...er..avast the...thingie... Arrrrrrr (2d2) rrrrrr DM out

	Darth Rex0 So be it....
date Posted: May 23, 2006 9:35 AM Great one Moose. Did anyone else put it to the Irish Drinking Song game from Whose Line is it Anyway? Okay, I know it a pirate song, but it worked.

	leialookalike1
date Posted: May 23, 2006 9:39 AM When I read the opening I got this picture in my head of stormies river dancing. Did anyone else put it to the Irish Drinking Song game from Whose Line is it Anyway? I got both, and here is another... We are the pirates who don't do anything Veggie Tales of course.

	_Darth_Indy_ Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Star Wars
date Posted: May 23, 2006 9:40 AM When I read the opening I got this picture in my head of stormies river dancing. That courtasy of the Fan Film "Sith Apprentice". LOL! or should I say, ArrrrrOL? And great entry, O Mighty Moose. How many pineconez does this one cost?

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 23, 2006 10:48 AM Did anyone else put it to the Irish Drinking Song game from Whose Line is it Anyway? I think it may be loosely subliminally based on this, yes :0) How many pineconez does this one cost? I'll accept pints over pineconez for this one :0)

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 23, 2006 10:53 AM Did anyone else put it to the Irish Drinking Song game from Whose Line is it Anyway? OMG. I did!!!!!!! (Nice link, DM) Actually, I put it to that tune in my head, but I couldn't remember where I'd heard it...

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: May 23, 2006 11:15 AM I'm so confused!!! Now I've got SW characters Irish dancing on a Pirate ship going through my head to a Pirate drinking song!!!! Arrrrrr...

Darth Rex0
So be it....

date Posted: May 23, 2006 11:17 AM

Thanks for the link Moose, but alas it is border patrol for my internet at work. Geeze, what kind of sleeze site were you sending me to?

Just kidding, our border patrol here is so touchy. It lets me blog and add to SW.com message boards, but not anyone elses (thank the maker). Also, if it is a download, I'm out of luck again (I think that is the case here). I will check it out at home.

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: May 23, 2006 12:05 PM D*** that's funny... how do you do it? I don't know the melody, sadly, but I can picture the Irish dancing... LOL

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: May 23, 2006 12:34 PM that "OOOOOOOOOOOO" can of course be replaced by any one of the many Star Wars Nooooo choices. I'd say the three no's by Palpatine are particularly pirate-like. Aye aye matie (eyepatch yodacon).

	luuke.skywalker
date Posted: May 23, 2006 12:35 PM Geeze, what kind of sleeze site were you sending me to? Most likely it was the keyword "drinking". Stupid sober bankers.

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: May 23, 2006 1:33 PM D* that's funny... how do you do it? I don't know the melody, sadly, but I can picture the Irish dancing... LOL** ...Ooooooooooooh...Hi-dy, hi-dy-hi-dy-hi-dy-hi-dy-hi-dy HO!...

	Master Andy Luke Skywalker
date Posted: May 23, 2006 1:47 PM Ahoy mateys.....LOL Pirate Moose. Arrr. I keep seeing the sea captain from the Simpsons. OOOOOOOOOOOOO (just the girls now) OOOOOOOO (where are all the girls anyway?) OOOOOHHH... Didn't you hear us sing Captain Moose? We were really loud mate, arrr.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 23, 2006 2:24 PM Didn't you hear us sing Captain Moose? We were really loud mate, arrr. It's just that seems to be so few of you. Bring your friends! :0)

	jedimasterbebaloo
date Posted: May 23, 2006 2:59 PM NICE.........

	rogue_nine9
date Posted: May 23, 2006 5:41 PM Ohhh, hi-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-di Ohhh, hi-dee-diiii-deeeee-diiiiii

	jediducki
date Posted: May 23, 2006 6:05 PM Did anyone else put it to the Irish Drinking Song game from Whose Line is it Anyway? Yes! The rhythm was kind of off though

	anakinfan913
date Posted: May 23, 2006 6:17 PM You should definitely try to get KT to put this in her next book, every soldier needs a good drinking song, right? And this one would be so apropos!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 23, 2006 9:50 PM Yes! The rhythm was kind of off though Pirate Drinking Song rhythm is not for the faint of heart. :0) DM out

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: May 23, 2006 11:26 PM Do I wanna know what Sith Juice is? :0)...Booze? Bah...Better than beer...Top secret formula...Goes down real smooth, followed by a strong kick in the booty and lose of limbs (teehee)

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: May 23, 2006 11:32 PM ...lose of limbs (teehee) Arrr mizzen me's got yer loco crazy Trigger Finger on the run....Ye should be cut yer limbs...off....On that note, good night and good luck ye mates.

	leialookalike1
date Posted: May 24, 2006 6:04 AM Apparently no one has heard of Veggie Tales. Sad, sad people.

	luuke.skywalker
date Posted: May 24, 2006 6:41 AM Apparently no one has heard of Veggie Tales. Sad, sad people. It's not that, it's just that you're comment was so perfect none of us could even hope to add anything too it. I could recite ALL of the words, except for that pesky 750-character limit. ...And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall...

Senator Soph-ia

date Posted: May 24, 2006 9:08 AM

DM -- loved the tune! Arrghhh!!

"If you like to talk to tomatoes; if a squash can make you smile.
If you like to waltz with potatoes; all along the produce aisle (trilled with feeling. . !)

Broccoli. . .celery. . .got to be. . .Veggie Tales!"

There's nevereverevereverbeenanother show like Veggie Tales!

And. . .(of course) "the bunny, the bunny. oh I ate the bunny. . ."

I got your back, Leialookalike1!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: May 24, 2006 10:42 AM DM -- loved the tune! Arrghhh!! OMG someone's attacked the senator mid-compliment! :0)

	Senator Soph-ia
date Posted: May 24, 2006 1:34 PM Damn those vegetables! They sneak up on you when you least expect it. . .!

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