Oh yes.

You know exactly who you are. Just sitting there, reading my blog, acting as if nothing is wrong. Acting as if you haven't a single clue as to why I'm so mad at you.

You haven't added my blog to your blog roll.

I-I ..I don't know what to say. I'm hurt, I'm betrayed...I...I don't know you any more. After all this time, all I've ever done for you, you insult me in this way. I'm so disappointed in you.

Look at you there, reading my blog, and yet you still haven't the courage, the decency to move it right over there...

right...

<---- in this lower corner here...

...by clicking the "Add to Blog Roll" feature located conveniently in the upper left hand corner of this page.

I'm outraged, I tell you. Oh sure, use me for your entertainment, but where's the commitment, huh? All you do is read and read and read, but what about MY needs? Meese aren't machines, you know! We're people, just like everyone else! Just like everyone you put in your blog roll instead of...*sob* ME!!

Don't get me wrong... you're a great reader, as
wise as Master Mike and as powerful as Master Tosche.
I am truly thankful to be your blogger.

But..in some ways... a lot of ways... I'm ahead of you.
I'm ready for your blog roll, I know I am!
But you feel I'm too unpredictable...
You won't let me move on!

It's worse!... you're overly critical!
You never listen! It's not fair!

Some day I will be the most powerful blogger of all time!!!!
Even more powerful than Mistress Bonnie!

I will even be able to keep people from ignoring me!!!!!

*cue Imperial Blog music...*

You don't know the power of the Dork Side. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

You MUST add me to your blog roll....