Jacen Solo is progressing quickly to being voted "Most Likely to Resemble a Body Part". Some folks, a lot of them actually, are still in his corner. Some more, a lot more actually, say he's headed the right way for a smacked bum.

And still others are flow-walking right into the ultimate conclusion - Jacen Solo must DIE! DIE DIE DIE! KILL KILL KILL JACEN SOLO!

Or not.

And so, reader, I must advise you to go no further if you don't want to read spoilers about something that may or may not happen, and there's no real reason to believe it will, but it could, so there ya go.

Top 20 Ways for Jacen to Eat It

1) Forgets to look both ways before Flow-Walking - hit by Temporal Bus

2) Becomes so conflicted he challenges self to deathmatch

3) Snakes on an X-Wing

4) Head explodes for obvious reasons

5) Makes mistake of telling Luke there is no Santa Claus

6) Falls down and becomes trapped under immense opinion of self

7) Becomes a Sith, is hunted down to a lava planet by another Jedi, gets legs and arms chopped off, bursts into flames...and this time, just for kicks, Jedi finishes job.

8) Catches Bird Flu from Vergere

9) Goes insane, dons hockey mask, goes on murderous rampage with chainsaw, but lone cheerleader manages to best him...until the next 12 sequels...

10) Lightsaber goes off while cleaning

11) Just for giggles, ambushes dad while wearing Rodian mask, firing blaster aimlessly into the wall behind him

12) Threatens OT cast with distribution of the Holiday Special

13) Killed by new superweapon - The Ego Crusher

14) While putting on cool new GAG jumpsuit, tries new "Force Zip" power

15) Becomes so adept at denial he convinces himself he doesn't have to eat

16) In rush to congratulate self, crashes through mirror

17) Falls for Boba Fett's "Pull my finger" trick

18) Says "What" again after ghost of Mace Windu has clearly warned him not to

19) Borrows Jaina's lip balm for the last time



And my personal favorite...



20) Tragic Blimp Accident over Superbowl XLI


Like I say...

Or not.

;0)

DM out