Trade Federation Battleship:
"Make it Legal"

ARC-170:
"Lock S-foils in Party Position"

Anakin's Podracer:
"Flame off, Slamo"

Naboo Royal Cruiser:
"Queen Machine"

Jedi-Starfighter:
"Jedi On Board"

Tantive-IV Escape Pod:
"No lifeforms here."

Imperial Star Destroyer:
"Do I have a ship on my conning tower? Call 1-800-Blindspot"

Slave-1:
"If you can see this, you're already dead."

Death Star:
"Eat my exhaust port!"

Millenium Falcon:
"It's not my fault!"

Executor:
"If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see your ship."

Jawa Sand-Crawler:
"We suck droids so you don't have to!"

Jabba's Sail Barge:
"Big Pimpin' Slug Daddy"

Droid Starfighter:
"I'm not the droid you're looking for.."

Trade Federation Multi-Troop Transport:
"Stackin' em Deep and Makin' em Cheap."

AT-AT:
"Talk the talk, Walk the Walk."

AT-ST:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

Clone Transport:
"Contents: 1 Dozen Grade-A Large Clones. Do not shake."

Imperial Speeder Bike:
"Clone, Clone, Clone of the Jungle watch out for that tree!"

Porkins' X-Wing:
"I brake for donuts."

Imperial Shuttle:
"I brake for Rebel Scum."

Invisible Hand:
"I break..in half."

Tantive IV:
"I've got 3 more of these."

Death Star II:
"My other Death Star is a debris field."

TIE Fighter:
"Don't bother waving, I can't see you."

Darth Vader's TIE Advanced X1:
"Who's your Daddy"

TIE-Interceptor:
"Ball in the middle,
Panels on the Side,
Strap yourself in
and enjoy the Ride"

So there ya go. I've just wasted 2 minutes of your lives :0) Feel free to add to the list. Or not.

DM out