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by: The Dark Moose

date posted: Jan 24, 2007 5:31 PM | updated: Jan 24, 2007 7:29 PM

Bumperstickers of the GFFA

Trade Federation Battleship:
"Make it Legal"

ARC-170:
"Lock S-foils in Party Position"

Anakin's Podracer:
"Flame off, Slamo"

Naboo Royal Cruiser:
"Queen Machine"

Jedi-Starfighter:
"Jedi On Board"

Tantive-IV Escape Pod:
"No lifeforms here."

Imperial Star Destroyer:
"Do I have a ship on my conning tower? Call 1-800-Blindspot"

Slave-1:
"If you can see this, you're already dead."

Death Star:
"Eat my exhaust port!"

Millenium Falcon:
"It's not my fault!"

Executor:
"If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see your ship."

Jawa Sand-Crawler:
"We suck droids so you don't have to!"

Jabba's Sail Barge:
"Big Pimpin' Slug Daddy"

Droid Starfighter:
"I'm not the droid you're looking for.."

Trade Federation Multi-Troop Transport:
"Stackin' em Deep and Makin' em Cheap."

AT-AT:
"Talk the talk, Walk the Walk."

AT-ST:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

Clone Transport:
"Contents: 1 Dozen Grade-A Large Clones. Do not shake."

Imperial Speeder Bike:
"Clone, Clone, Clone of the Jungle watch out for that tree!"

Porkins' X-Wing:
"I brake for donuts."

Imperial Shuttle:
"I brake for Rebel Scum."

Invisible Hand:
"I break..in half."

Tantive IV:
"I've got 3 more of these."

Death Star II:
"My other Death Star is a debris field."

TIE Fighter:
"Don't bother waving, I can't see you."

Darth Vader's TIE Advanced X1:
"Who's your Daddy"

TIE-Interceptor:
"Ball in the middle,
Panels on the Side,
Strap yourself in
and enjoy the Ride"

So there ya go. I've just wasted 2 minutes of your lives :0) Feel free to add to the list. Or not.

DM out

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	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 6:01 PM Zuckuss's bumpersticker: "United We Gand" A big Creationist logo that looks like a Naboo Goober fish that says "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "Blasters don't kill pathetic life-forms. Pathetic life-forms kill pathetic life-forms."

	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 6:03 PM Git'r Done! (because the Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.)

	Darth Jecod Grinded into little pieces and then writen into oblivion
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 6:11 PM Great entry, my personal favorite would have to be Porkins. Thanks for the laugh.

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 6:17 PM A big Creationist logo that looks like a Naboo Goober fish that says "I find your lack of faith disturbing." Bah :0) Great entry, my personal favorite would have to be Porkins. Porkins is one of my favorite pilots. Nothin but love :0)

jkthunder
Seven Pieces

date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 6:51 PM

For the Jedi Starfighter, I quite lke "The Force is my co-pilot"

... and for Luke's X-Wing... I was going to say, same as above except it's either a Force ghost or jst R2, but that would be too easy. How abot "Astromechs do it better" - ?

Love the ISD "1-800-Blindspot"

Don't know where the DS bumper is. Need one for DS1! Um... "Honk if you love the Rebel Alliance (And send us a transmission of your home world coordinates)"

Love all of them! So inspiring. I've always wanted to be a bumber sticker artist.

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 6:53 PM Sorry - a sticky "U" on the keyboard

	Jawachris45 Blog Wars
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 6:56 PM I'd definately buy that Millenium Falcon one if they sold it somewhere

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 7:17 PM Y-Wing I break.....a lot A-Wing My pilot is suicidal *Hound's Tooth* Flying Slaughterhouse

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 7:28 PM For the Jedi Starfighter, I quite lke "The Force is my co-pilot" Oh nice - way better :0) I'd slap that one over the old one

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 7:30 PM oops - just thought of one: Clone Juggernaut: "Keep on Truckin'"

	Arf Maul We'll Blow Your Planet Up!
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:03 PM Hehehe, these are great Shira Brie's TIE Fighter: "#####"

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:14 PM I cant think of any ships you havent don so I will merely do "alternates:" Millennium Falcon: "Got It Where It Counts" Death Star I ; "We Brake For No One!" Slave I: "Bounty On Board" Imperial Star Destroyer: "No Hitch Hikers!" Darth Mauls Sith Infiltrator: "Don't Like My Flying? Call 1-800-DIE-JEDI"

	DevlenPiett Star Wars Historical Forum
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:37 PM HK-47's: Airbags are for Meatbags Shmi's: My son is a Honor Student at the Jedi Academy

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:59 PM LOL :0) Imperial Star Destroyer: "No Hitch Hikers!" "No skitching!" :0)

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 12:36 AM Darth Vader's TIE Advanced X1: My son will be an honor student in the Jedi Acadmey. T-16 Skyhopper: I don't brake for wamp rats. Republic Cruiser: When Valorum lied, no-one died. Very funny DM!

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 7:52 AM I've just wasted 2 minutes of your lives And what a wonderful two-minute waste it was! Loved 'em, DM. I laughed all the way to the end! MTFBWY

	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 9:29 AM When Valorum lied, no-one died. A "P", for "Palpatine" crossed out with the phrase "No Blood for Carbonite."

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 10:56 AM Hilarious, Moose! I loved Porkins and the Imperial Shuttle. Astromechs do it better

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 11:09 AM Loved 'em, DM. I laughed all the way to the end! I laughed until about the middle :0) "No Blood for Carbonite." The Republic is Addicted to Tibana Gas! Astromechs do it better Bah :0) You could even slap it directly on the backside of an astromech

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 11:14 AM When Valorum lied, no-one died. I remember during the Bush Sr./Clinton election in the early 90's, this started popping up on bumpers... "Nixon: He's tanned, he's rested, he's ready"

	Tkia Fett
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 1:44 PM Great blog. I loved Darth Vader's TIE Advanced X1 On Lando's Cloud Car: My other ship is the Millenium Falcon. On Sebubla's Podracer: How's my driving? I've just wasted 2 minutes of your lives. Less wasted than a lot of my life.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 3:25 PM Goooooooood stuff! I can't think of anything to add, so can I throw in a Shameless Blug Alert? I always liked #3 for the Falcon...

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 5:05 PM LOL!!! LOVED these!! Laughing is NEVER a waste of time - be it for two minutes or two hours

	Darth Feroci The Diary of a Mad Selkath
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 5:53 PM We need more of these

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jan 25, 2007 8:11 PM Jabba's Sail Barge: "Big Pimpin' Slug Daddy" Also works as "Big Pimpin' Slug Daddy is my Homeboy" on Bib Fortuna's "wheels"... FUNNY list!

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 26, 2007 6:06 PM Also works as "Big Pimpin' Slug Daddy is my Homeboy" on Bib Fortuna's "wheels"... I'm seeing some tasteful spinners in my mind's eye :0)

	DarthBC A bounty hunter, a sith, and a do-good jedi
date Posted: Jan 26, 2007 7:18 PM Slave-1: "If you can see this, you're already dead." Obi-Wan Kenobi's jedi Starfighter: "Flying is for droids."

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jan 26, 2007 10:02 PM Sebulba's pod racer "have poodoo, will use" General Grievous's Big Wheel "Man, this is not like I remembered when I was a kid!" Luke's landspeeder "will sell this thing for a ticket on the next ship off this planet"

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Jan 27, 2007 4:00 AM Obi-Wan Kenobi's jedi Starfighter: "Flying is for droids." Duly added :0) Luke's landspeeder "will sell this thing for a ticket on the next ship off this planet" That was totally supposed to be on the list and I forgot to add it. Good catch :0)

	darthbob the great
date Posted: Jan 27, 2007 4:08 PM yuzzhan vong(did i spell that right?) coralskipper: all natural,no by products

	CHEWBACA937 Who said Wookies can't be Mandalorians
date Posted: Jan 28, 2007 7:42 AM Millenium Falcon: "Need a hand?How about a stormtroopers?" (Chewie waving two stormtrooper arms)

	anakinfan913
date Posted: Feb 01, 2007 9:58 PM I have to say the Death Star II one left me in stiches. Hilarious!

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Feb 02, 2007 4:20 PM Escape Pod Yeah, I bet you can't detect life forms. Hounds Tooth I eat dads for breakfast. I'm pretty sure thats Bossk's ship.

	Hranitel Arhiva
date Posted: Feb 20, 2007 1:27 PM Dies Lauhghing

	Hranitel Arhiva
date Posted: Feb 20, 2007 1:28 PM il just add one more for no reason

	cayleldar 12 Parsecs or Bust (or) the Sith Who Knew Too Little
date Posted: Mar 17, 2007 9:58 PM Ebon Hawk: My Big Brother is the Fastest Hunk of Junk in the Galaxy Millenium Falcon: 12 Parsecs or Bust "May the Force be with me, myself and I"

	ana_kin9 from the mind of swchik
date Posted: Mar 25, 2007 12:15 AM Darth Vaders interceptor: Sith Happens ( if it's repeated ooops! )

	Edhelwen Emileia
date Posted: May 13, 2007 8:52 PM Naboo Royal Cruiser: Coruscant or Bust General Grievous's Command Ship Always a Happy Landing

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