The best ideas in theory are often the worst in practice-- but then sometimes they're just hilarious. Where these ideas rank is up to the readers, but for my part they certainly beat picking your toenails for entertainment. So, without further ado, I give you the Top 5 Changes that Nobody will Ever Make to ROTS:

5. Mace Windu is played by Eddie Murphy (to Sidious, after the first lightning attack: "Man, I think your hemorrhoids just migrated to your face.").

4. "Chancellor Palpatine is evil!"
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"
*sigh* "Adolescents."

3. Palpatine and Anakin discuss Darth Plagueis in a KISS concert.

2. Anakin raps when whining about the Jedi Council.

1. Musical score for Mustafar battle is replaced with "Great Balls of Fire."