So, like, using the Force yesterday to hit golf balls really hard against the spires of the Jedi temple I was. Really funny it was, until hit one too hard I did, and smashed a window it did. Then, Master Obi-Wan leaned out and yelled, "What in the blazes was that?" Run away fast I did, and hope he saw me down there I do not.

Ashamed I am not. Funny it was. Tell no one, you must.


--Yoda, after desecrating one of the Jedi Temple's windows