Well, here's a subject that's full of rivalry, squabbling, and in many cases mutual dislike: Trekkies and Star Wars people. There seems to be something like a gang war between the Trekkies and us Star Wars folks. Of course, there are a token few that would rather we all just got along. Interestingly, this topic rarely seems to be directly addressed, especially as a blog.

So, to alleviate this horrible lack of knowledge, here's a questionnaire for you:

1. Star Trek is:

a. Stupid
b. Okay
c. Great! Almost as good as Star Wars...
d. The old shows were better
e. The new shows are better
f. Why are you asking me this?

2. If you see a Trekkie, you will most likely

a. Kill the Trekkie!
b. Ask deep philosophical questions, then run away. Fast.
c. Let them live, as long as they like Star Wars.
d. Have an upbeat Star Trek conversation.
e. Avoid them.
f. What's a Trekkie?

3. If you saw me in the street one day, you would probably

a. Slap me for deigning to allow the word "Trekkie" onto my blog.
b. Hug me for deigning to allow the word "Trekkie" onto my blog.
c. Ask me where I got the idea for this blog.
d. Ask me if I like Star Trek.
e. Ask me if I'm a Trekkie spy.
f. I dunno. I'd probably forget who you were.

All responses are obviously welcome.