Mac Tips and Tricks offers 10 Surefire Ways to Become Wildly Unpopular on the Web.

On the right, incidentally, we see the most unpopular guy online, Jar Jar Binks. Imagine him on a message board, friends - and shudder.

I DONT KNOW!!1111!1 WTF MASA DAY STARTIN PR3TY OKE-DAY WIT A BRISKY MORNNG MUNCHY THEN BOM!11!!1 WTF LOL G3TIN V3RY SCAERD AND GRABIN TAHT J3DI AND POW11!!1 MASA HERE!11!1 OMG WTF LOL MESA G3TIN V3RY VARY SCAERD!!111!!1 WTF

(On the other hand, seeing Alan own Jar Jar Binks might be mildly amusing...)