
Yeah, I don't blog much, but PS-77 sent this cute little list to me on Myspace and I just had to share with you all cuz I love you all soooo muuuch! Mwah!
You know ur addicted to Star Wars when...
Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or two-way radio, the first thing you say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
You've written several letters to the President recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line.
In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the game for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?"
When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one."
You've been pulled over by a policeman, and when asked to see your driver's license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale, if you want them."
You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!"
While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in.
You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting nerfs.
You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?"
Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say "Fighters, coming in, point three five."
Someone else in your car says "What about that tower?"
You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower", and moments later your car slams into the water tower the passenger was referring to.
When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun Imperial starships, and not the local bulk cruisers..."
Your significant other dumps you because everytime she/he says, "I love you" you always respond, "I know."
You look at "big hairy carpets" with more respect than before.
You punch out trekkies who say "Death star my ###, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9."
Someone says they will try to do something you automatically respond "Do or do not. There is no try."
By intense study you have actually figured out the location of every gun implacement on a star destroyer.
You type in the terms for a search engine as if entering coordinates, then shout "Punch it, Chewie!" as you click on search.
When your mom asks you to clean your room, you say "Leave that to me."
While partying with friends, you do your Darth Vader impression.
When your dad says, "I am your father," you begin to scream uncontrollably and shout, "NOOOO! It's not true!" at the top of your lungs.
When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"
As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
You've ever told your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke."
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Wars.
Anyone got any more? POST THEM!!