Okay, Moose made me do it, in this instance, with
this.
It's been a long time since I expressed anything in haiku. When I had roommates, though, the little things showed up everywhere. Post-its, on the whiteboard... in our Animal Crossing town. Everywhere. Then, for some reason, I quit cold-turkey.
I can feel it coming back, though. Why should Bossk get all the love?
Mandalorian
...thinks he's all big and special.
Hangs out in garbage!
Trash can or hero?
With a better translator,
more people would know.
Furry little jerks
cleaved our helmets all in twain.
Did he say "Yub Nub"?
Nose billows about:
Blue jocular appendage
waving in the band.
Haiku!