Fortune Cookies are increasingly misnamed.

Taters got me down Why are Darth Taters so incredibly hard to find in my neck of the woods?

Haiku Addiction Okay, Moose made me do it, in this instance, with this.

My R2's Public Debut The cutest thing I've ever seen a child do, was right in front of me this weekend. It was so cute, the witnessing of the event has quite possibly made me diabetic.

Angst in the Communication Age Ever have one of those days where you swear your e-mail is broken? Well, I'm having one right now, and it's really starting to cheese me off. Again.

...I miss Galaxies! Yes, I was a Galaxies addict.

Science Never Sucks Friend: Why does work suck so much sometimes?

Prequil Reflections After 6 years of holding off: My final verdict on the Prequils.

"Don't you have a line to stand in?" Hah. Standing in line is for people who don't have a severely inflamed wisdom tooth requiring dental surgery at the health profession's earliest convenience. On the other hand, people who have a severely inflamed wisdom tooth stay home being absolutely