How do you celebrate a 100th blog? Party? Quiet dinner? Night out on the town? Champagne, roses & strawberries? I have spent the last 3 days musing the possibilities. They all seem like great ideas until I try to write something . Then, I kick in my computer screen, toss it in the trash, take a new monitor from my desk drawer and begin again.

What were all the ideas? I'm not sure you want to know. I wanted my 100th blog to be funny, insightful, meaningful, dramatic, important, memorable, all that good stuff. So what did I decide on? I almost wrote an "Exploding Star Wars Toys" entry, but I'll save that for #101.

Behold! I give you:


THE HYPERSPACE ROAST OF OBOE-WAN!!

Welcome to the first centennial blog anniversary roast of Oboe-Wan. I am opening myself up to the jokes & ridicule. Remember, for all intents & purposes I AM a blue twi'leck Jedi with a purple lightsaber. Blue milk on the house, Hors d'oeurves will be coming around shortly on silver trays, so cool your jets.

Please stay in your seats, do not light anything on fire, zoo animals are not allowed on the premises and for the love of all that is sacred, do not, I repeat: DO NOT touch my Wookiee.

The Rules:

1) I cannot defend myself. Isn't that the point of the roasts! I will make a point of responding at the very end.

2) Be funny, be witty, be sarcastic, be totally crazy!

3) Most important: do not break any rules of sw.com. This is not a 100% free-for-all! Though I won't comment, I can still use my blacklist button and rest assured, my bodyguard will be watching the activity here closely.


Let the roasting begin!! Quick question before we start: was it completely necessary to tie me up over this spit? It's rather uncomfortable...



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Hey thanks everyone! This was tons of fun. What a better way to celebrate my 100th blog than to dig for enough comments to make the front page. No, seriously, this was fun! Every comment brought a smile to my face.

I can hardly wait to collect my $565 billion now!!